- Collections
- Ask Wonko
- Originals
- Weird IM Exchanges
- Email Fights
- Odd Emails
- Conspiracy Theories
- Comedy Scripts
- Pay Phone Pranks
- BOOK!
- Forward
- Dedication
- Secret Agents
- A Minute Passed
- A Sighting
- Artificial Turf
- Blind Bus Drivers
- Cheating on a Test
- Cleanliness for Pigs
- Death
- Do it Yourself Story
- Double Sided Tape
- Down with Stereotypes
- Exploding Food
- Falling Off a Building
- Gilligan's Island Depression
- Gnomes in my Soup
- How to Have Babies
- How to Throw a Camera
- How to be a Hostage
- Inner Tubes
- Inspector Calvin #2
- Inspector Calvin #3
- Letter to Wilbur #1
- Letter to Wilbur #2
- Letter to Wilbur #3
- Letter to Wilbur #4
- Long Distance Reader
- Magic for the Blind
- Mr Depression
- Mr. Photo
- My House was Robbed
- My Last Day
- My Saying
- Naming Things
- New book page
- No ONE Respect
- No-Name Products
- Nose Types
- Nosehairs
- Nudist Colonies
- Old Calculator Uses
- Opening Night
- Plastic Hair
- Practical Jokes
- Recipies for Armchairs
- Recognize a Rapist
- Rubber Eggs
- School Lunches
- Silly Names
- Solve World Problems
- Stapling Machines
- Substitute Teacher
- The Bad Joke
- The Beggar
- The Belly Button Club
- The Bowler
- The Electronic House
- The Elevator
- The Extra Season
- The FUN Page
- The Hole
- The Magician
- The Movie
- The Overworker
- The Rudest Postcard
- The Shoe by the Road
- The Solar System
- The Vacation
- The Watch
- The World is a Donkey
- Thumbnail Care
- Uses for Rubber Vomit
- Washroom Patrol
- What About Sports?
- Wooden Shoes
- World on Strike
- Writing in the Dark
- Inspector Calvin #1
- Writings
- Escalator Manual
- Snowflake Registry
- The Procrastination Page
- The FriendBOT
- Frogstar Comic
- Facebook Fight
- Games
- Fan Sites
- Jeff Goebel
- Other Stuff
- Webcam
- Legal Disclaimer
- Cool Links
- Frogstar Fun Network
- Help Wanted
- Frogstar Origin
- Advertising Poll
- Change Log
BOOK! A No-name Generic Product
MORE SOLVING FUN WITH INSPECTOR CALVIN
A major city bank had been robbed, and as usual the police were unable to turn up any clues. As always in a case like this, the phone call went out to Inspector Calvin, the man who could solve any crime.
After only a few seconds of searching, the Inspector found loose floor boards under the bank vault. He removed them, and discovered a tunnel. It seemed to be the perfect crime. For the first time, Inspector Calvin seemed baffled. The thief could have gone in any direction. There were hundreds of choices. The remainder of the police force was busy evacuating the city, so Inspector had to work alone and quickly.
Constable Boticins was requesting that the Inspector also leave the city, but Calvin would not evacuate until he had an idea who had taken the money. "I have never been stumped and I never will be," he insisted.
The constable persisted, "...but if you don't leave, you will be killed by the radiation in five minutes!!" Still the Inspector remained, claiming that he would stay till the very end. "I admire your courage sir, but it is a hopeless case," the constable pleaded. Finding his argument useless against the stubborn Inspector, he walked away, hurrying out of the city.
Reluctantly, after a full four minutes of nothing, Inspector Calvin walked weakly to the city evacuation bus. As he was almost out of the danger zone, it hit him.
He had found the thief: Can YOU??
ANSWER:
The answer is given clearly in the story. Read the last line again. "As he was almost out of the danger zone, it hit him. He had FOUND the thief."
The key word in this sentence is FOUND. Inspector Calvin had not solved the crime, but he had found the thief. As it clearly says above, it HIT him. Literally, the body of the bank robber fell dead on top of Inspector Calvin. Obviously anyone who just robbed a bank would not want to evacuate with the money. They would be arrested immediately. The robber had stayed behind to count it. The sound of the police evacuation siren was probably mistaken as a search for him. The thief died of radiation.
It looked dismal for the Inspector, but his record remains unbroken, and he has solved every case he has taken.
Did YOU?
- Login to post comments
- Random Next
Search
37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British, they wouldn't mind having a British accent.
FEEDBACK?
IDEAS?
SUGGESTIONS?
SUBMISSIONS?
Do you have something funny you'd like the world to see?
Frogstar on Facebook