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As a famous author 'once said, "Death is an acquired trait," and frankly, he was right. To me, Death is like a bath; once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Death is definitely a reality. It is the only thing in life that everyone has to do whether they want to or not. The only way to avoid death is to kill yourself.
What about the afterlife? What is there after you die? Many people claim there is nothing. Death is Death. Others say that Death is the real beginning. There is ample proof to satisfy either. The life after death issue is probably one of the most argued topics.
The believers say: "I've spoken to the dead," and to this the non-believers say, "Well, so have I."
The believers say, "Ya, but the dead spoke back to me," and the non-believers say, "Show offs!"
The arguments continue on like this and probably will forever. I guess we'll never really know until it's our turn and luckily I picked a high number at the delicatessen of life, so I'll be around for a long time yet.
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