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THE DO IT YOURSELF STORY

After reading this far in this book, you have probably realized that you got ripped off. You are probably thinking to yourself, 'THIS IS CRAP! I COULD DO BETTER MYSELF!'

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The __(noun)__

One day last __(noun)__, I was __(verb)__, and noticed a __(noun)__. This was no ordinary __(noun)__, but rather different. This __(noun)__ had a __(adj)__ __(adj)__ __(adj)__ __(noun)__ sticking out from it's __(noun)__.

__(adverb)__, I __(verb)__ up to the top of it. From that height, I could see all around the __(noun)__, and I could even see the __(adj)__ __(adj)__ __(noun)__ which I had __(verb)__ to last year.

Just then, a (noun) wearing a (noun) (adverb) (verb) me up and (verb) me to (verb) I (verb) his (noun) (verb) him.

THE __(noun)__