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THE EXTRA SEASON

Recently there has been much talk between some of the world's most intelligent people about the possibility of adding a fifth season to the cycle. These genii, more commonly known as "they", are the very same people that are responsible for all the major sayings and findings that no else knows who is responsible for. They, are the original THEY from the saying, "They say that it's supposed to be bad for you to eat grass.

"It is time we had a new season to add to our cycle for more weather accuracy" says Dr. Ryerson, one of the scientists. "The present day system has remained unchanged for as long as anyone can remember, even us!" Dr. Ryerson thinks it needs revising. It is not accurate for today's weather conditions. He also says that the new system should be standardized so that all the countries of the world have the same five seasons at the same time.

"We have always had Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter, and frankly, it's DULL!" adds Dr. Coles. So along with the new season, all the others will be updated and fitted with four new, more modern names.

Spring will become: DIBDO. Summer will be known as FLAPSOLP. Fall will be: SMONSCA, (or SMONSCEA for Autumn.) Winter will become: VITAR. The name for the new season will be:
MANOL GOSNOW BIDITON ICHACONDOLESMO GARNTFAIRAR ENONCA MMILLNER STEINER.

At this time we are not sure when the extra season will be added, or between what two it will be placed, but I'm sure it will be in all the papers when that information is released.