BOOK
A No-Name Generic Product
By
Jeff Goebel
jeff@frogstar.com
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INTRODUCTION
This book is the very first book to be written by Jeff Goebel
at age 16. Within the covers of this book, there
are enough stories, articles, guides, warnings, campaigns, and announcements to last an
entire lifetime (providing you only read one a year)
It is very unlikely that you will be able to pick up BOOK and
read through it cover to cover. This is why BOOK has been specially designed. Each story
is very short and completely separate from the others, making it possible for a total
stranger to pick it up, flip somewhere to the middle, read a bit, then leave, without
having the feeling that they're missing something.
Because of this feature, BOOK is an excellent book to have in
an office waiting room. Any age group can be interested by it, and it's topics are more
general than any magazine ever would be. The material is also not dated. It won't lose
its impact in two months. BOOK is perfect as a bathroom journal.
Please feel free to read BOOK in any manor you wish. Read it
front to back, back to front, or start in the middle and read both ways. In fact, you
don't even have to read it if you don't want to. You can throw it out and buy another
copy. But, whatever you do with it; Enjoy it.
Editors note: In the year when this
book was written, NO NAME GENERIC PRODUCTS were a new concept.
I'm not sure which supermarket chain invented it first, and I have
no idea how wide-spread the concept got, but stores actually started
selling products in plain white or yellow wrappings with no style at
all, claiming that dull packaging was a great way to bring the costs
down. The fad quickly died, and although most large food chains
still have house-brands, they are no longer sold in plain yellow
wrappings. To summarize; the idea of a no-name generic BOOK
was actually relevant and topical at one time... not just silly, for
silly's sake.
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