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PRACTICAL JOKES

1. While your neighbours are away on vacation, take off their front door. Then burn their house down, after which you return the door to its hinges with a note attached, reading "We were here, you weren't. John and Martha" You'l1 love the fun you can have. The effect is even better if they know a John and Martha. Be sure to leave a different set of names if you are either John or Martha.
2. Connect all of the drains in your house to a pipe in the house next door neighbour's attic. Every time you take a bath, wash the dishes or the other thing, a bucketfull of water will leak on your neighbours' heads... Lots of laughs!
3. Arrive early at a party, like before the hosts have decided to throw one. The effect is even better if you arrive dressed up in a costume. That way, they can't tell who you are till midnight so you'll just have to stay.
4. Wire all of your boss's electrical outlets through his bathtub... WOWIE! Breaks the ice at Japanese parties. Ten times stronger than a Joy buzzer.
5. This is a great one. Substitute the holy water at your church for sulfuric acid. A real rib tickler!