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SCHOOL LUNCHES . . . SUPREME BOREDOM

The thought of taking a plain bologna sandwich on plain white bread with a touch of mustard to school every single day is a thought that almost makes me want to throw up all over the plastic wrap the sandwich comes in.

This is something that would never happen to me, because I don't take packed lunches. I'd rather not eat anything at all than try forcing down a piece of processed pig meat. Most kids agree with me on this topic, but unfortunately mothers seldom get to know, because they are never told. They go through their lives assuming that their child eats what is given to him every day, when in reality most school lunches wind up at the bottom of the school garbage can.

There are some mothers who feel that they have beaten the system by offering their darlings a variety. Possibly, bologna on Mondays, salami on Tuesdays and mixed loaf the rest of the week. BIG DEAL: It's still DULL!

I am pleading to all you mothers. Think of your children. They are not eating what you are giving them for lunch. They are wasting your money:

Will somebody please invent some new exciting lunch meat before it's too late? How about Alligator meat . . RAW!

Give the kiddies a real challenge. Make them fight for their meals!! Make them work up a real hearty appetite. Then they'll eat their lunches. To me, that's a real school lunch.