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THE MOVIE

I went to see a G rated movie yesterday, expecting it to be a dull and depressing "kiddie" movie. There was no lineup, which I predicted. No one has ever lined up to see a G rated movie. To my surprise, when I entered the theatre, the film was already in progress, and the entire viewing audience consisted of twenty or thirty year old street bums and drunks.

Alike most G films this was an animated feature. It was about two small chipmunks who spoke in very high squeaky voices that were slightly irritating to listen to. About half way through the cartoon, it stopped for almost two minutes while the projectionist changed reels.

When the screen lit up again, it was no longer filled with chipmunks. They were now showing full colour live action girlie porno films. I thought to myself, what a great idea. Advertise dumb children's' pictures that nobody goes to and in its place, show bottom line nudies. They could make a bundle showing the films in first class theatres without fear of getting caught.

I really was sort of proud of the guy who first thought of this idea, and I would like to meet him. Unfortunately, the police raid interrupted my train of thought and I was arrested.