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MR. PHOTO

There is always a silly guy in every crowd with his newly purchased 35mm camera and his bright flash which he's not quite sure how to work yet. He'll always walk around getting in everybody's way and taking blinding photos at the most inconvenient and embarrassing times. He'll try to pass off the classic line, "Just pretend I'm not even here." This is the man who is responsible for more birthdays turning out bad and more weddings ending in divorce.

This must be stopped!! The next time some jerk steps out in front of you when you've just stepped on a banana peel or a bit of doggie doo, tell the guy you want copies. He'll try to get your name and address, because those guys love people looking at their pictures. When he gets close enough, grab his camera and tear the back off. Then take a picture of his face. Say "CHEESE!"