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WHAT TYPE OF NOSE DO YOU HAVE?

People are always coming up to me and asking what they can do about their nose. They hate it, and they want it changed. I'm just a regular guy. They should go to a specialist.

One day, I found out I was wrong. There is something I can do about it! I did it. I have just opened the first in a world wide chain of NOSE SHOPS, in which I repair the noses of unsatisfied people... I am currently in production of a "Catalogue of Noses" and I need photos. If you think your nose is unique and interesting, and somebody might like to own one just like it, then by all means, send a photograph of it to me and I'll publish it in my new book as a sample.

My address is:

Jeff Goebel,
c/o Nobody Nose
The trouble I've Seen
P.O. box 9242
NASAL, Ontario.
Canada