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NUDIST COLONIES

As an experiment, strictly for journalistic purposes, a friend and I decided to go to a nudist colony and check out what it is like to spend some time with the people there.

We got up our nerve to take off our clothing, but unfortunately, the green T-shirts we had been wearing were cheaply made, and the dye had soaked through, leaving us with bright green chests. Because of this, we were not permitted to enter the colony. The dye would not wash out and my friend and I to this day have green chests and are not allowed in nudist colonies.

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