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PLASTIC HAIR
Plastic hair has 'grown' in popularity over the last two years and 7 out of 10 people now either have it, or else they know someone who has it. The recent advancements in plastic hair have made it completely undetectable in most cases with only one or two minor disadvantages.
People with plastic hair are cautious against swimming, because the plastic does not get wet and innocent bystanders might become suspicious when you come out of the pool with a perfectly set head of hair. They also never become any longer or shorter, and the style cannot be changed. This could cause some problems if people notice. The instructions included with the hair give two or three routines to use. The one I use is the simplest. I tell people my wife is a practicing hair stylist and she cuts mine every night.
You should also be aware of falling objects because they have a tendency to bounce off your head without you even feeling them, but other than this plastic hair is great.
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