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ARE STAPLING MACHINES USELESS?

Personally, I feel that there is far too much money spent each year in the development and manufacturing of an item which is easily done manually for about one quarter the price. Of course, I am talking about manure spreaders. However, as the title of this page implies, there is a question as to whether stapling machines are also on the list of useless items. I believe this to be so. A standard stapler connects two or more pieces of paper together and the electric one, costing fifty or sixty times more does exactly-the same thing. It does no better a job. It is just a touch faster. I say, with the money saved by buying a manual stapler, the company could hire a full time stapling manager.

Depending on how much money is saved, they might be able to afford a whole bunch of stapling staff and open a branch for stapling other people's papers together too. Who knows, they 'night start a world wide stapling company. We m~

Editor's Apology

The previous essay entitled: "Are Stapling Machines Useless" has been discontinued due to a poor rating show on the feedback computer. The publishers of this book take great pride in their quick response to the bad showing. Apparently, that particular article was dragging on a bit too long, therefore losing its humerous impact. Unfortunately, the error could not have been discovered in the proofreading stages. We are just lucky that the Computer spotted the trouble half way through the final printing.