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ARTIFICIAL TURF

The use of artificial turf is quickly growing in snorts these days and artificial turf sellers have been booming. Some turf companies have put their profits into new types of products. They are currently experimenting with other types of artificial products. Rich people are buying artificial lawns, rich farmers are buying artificial crops to nut out in the fields to make them look busy when they are actually sitting around doing nothing.

Golf courses are buying artificial greens that need less maintenance and can be moved around for the second eighteen. Desert areas are buying artificial grass to make it appear like a tropical paradise. It seems everyone is getting artificial something.

NOTICE

I want it understood that under normal circumstances this story would be thrown out and never published. It is not funny. There is no possible way to wrap this story up. I just decided to leave it in, strictly for demonstration purposes to prove that everything is just written and put in. There are several things you'll never get to read because they have been thrown out. We can't all be perfect.