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THE VACATION

This was the year that our family was to take a couple of weeks off work, so that we could all be together and drive away on our vacation instead of rushing around with airplanes and busy time schedules. All that was left was the decision of where to go. My wife wanted to go to the Bahamas, but I explained to her that it would be very hard for us to drive there. We finally decided to go somewhere that none of us had ever been ... the moon.

Immediately, we Started work on converting our little station wagon with jets and oxygen tanks. After a couple of days, the hard work was completed and we began packing. The next day, we set the car upright and took off, naturally with the permission of N.A.S.S.A.

Unfortunately, the route we took was not too scenic, but it was only for a short time, so we decided not to complain. When we arrived, it was nothing like we had expected. Travel brochures always seem to make even the dullest places look exciting.

Even though the view was devastating, we could not find a vacant hotel anywhere. Actually, we couldn't find any hotels at all. We just went for a quick refreshing swim through the air and then set out for earth again.

We were lucky enough to land safely in the ocean just off the northern coast of Bahamas, so we ended up having a great vacation after all.