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LETTERS TO WILBUR

Dear Wilbur:

My husband is constantly ignoring me. He comes horne at night and sits down to watch the television without even saying hello to me. It is as though I don't even exist. I find that hard to believe. All my friends tell me that I do. How can I get my husband to notice me?

Dear Alice J:

You have got some nerve signing off with a name like Alice J. Usually people sign names like: Depressed, or Invisible or Non-existent, Nobody ever signs their name.' What are you trying to do? Confuse me???

Anyway, I think the only way to make your husband notice you more is to move. I've got a nice little farmhouse with about two hundred acres of land for sale just out of town and to you, a desparate woman, I'll sell it real cheap. Your husband really needs a change and I think moving is the change to do it, The adjustment from city to country life would be interesting and challenging both. Then, after a few months, ask your husband to move in too. Remember, I can sell you my farm REAL CHEAP!

Sincerely,

WILBUR