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SOLVING WORLD PROBLEMS #1

WASTING ENERGY

Today's world is in great danger. Our leaders are all out complaining about wars and attacks, and the destruction of the world, and not spending enough time worrying about the more serious problems we are all faced with every day. The most important of these problems is ENERGY! We have just now realized that our energy cannot last indefinitely.

It has come to my attention that the world leaders are spending far too much time and money on defense and almost completely ignoring energy. In fact . . . they are wasting more energy than everyone else put together. It has been announced that we have a weapon capable of destroying the earth ten times over. It can be activated by the pushing of a single button. (after a bunch of other things have been done first, naturally.)

If this device is set off, then this earth and every living creature will be blown up TEN TIMES!!! That is NINE TIMES TOO MANY!! If the world is exploded once, isn't that enough? All the other nine times are wasted. The energy required to destroy the world nine times could be more than enough to heat North America for a century.

If the President says we must cut down on our energy wastes, then why doesn't he cut down his??? He is sitting on one of the biggest wastes ever witnessed by mankind, or womankind, or even animal kind. The world only has to be destroyed once. It makes me angry to think of the satellites orbiting Jupiter, or Saturn and yet, we can't stop wasting energy. It almost makes me want to push the button just to prove how easy it would be to waste it.

One thing is for sure, I'm not living at 68 degrees if I'm going to be blown up.

I'm going to LIVE IT UP!!