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SECRET AGENTS

You mustn't let this leak out into the wrong hands but it is really true. This country is crawling with secret agents. If you are reading this out loud to others in the room, you should stop. If you just read that last sentence out loud too, you are too late and you will look like a fool for stopping. Have you checked your house for bugging devices? For all you know, your friends could be secret agents. It doesn't matter how long you have known them, they could be newly joined secret agents. You have got to be careful you don't say anything bad about our country. These agents report everything they hear.

You can never be too careful. There are thousands of agents around. They are everywhere, and last Thursday, I found a microphone in my meatloaf. My dentist was caught inserting one in my fillings. There is only one way that you can be sure that your friends are not secret agents. There is one secret password that verifies you not to be a spy. That all important word is; Wait a minute! What am I doing? How do I know YOU are not one of them. Here I have been telling you about all this. I almost even told you the password and I didn't check to see if maybe YOU were a spy. You look mean enough to be a spy.

All right buddy! Tell me the password or you'll be sorry!! You don't know it do you?? I didn't think so. How could I have been so blind. All along you've been taking mental notes about my book. Well I caught you now. You are going to be sorry you ever read this page, you just wait and see.

AND DON'T SKIP TOWN EITHER!!!