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Bush Guestbook
This arrived in my guestbook one day. Note my site is Canadian, and this message came from a Canadian address, although it looks like it was supposed to be a letter to the whitehouse or something. It mixes up a lot of bizarre. I never could understand French humour.
From: Pierre ( @videotron.ca! ) Re: Hiccup Cure
>>Laval, May 1st, 2006
>>Mr. George W. Bush
>>The White House
>>1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
>>Washington, DC 20500
>>
>>Subject : ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
>>
>>
>>Mister President something is happening. I think there is a danger
>>for United States of America.
>>
>>Yesterday as I opened my TV, I saw a clone of you.
>>Today the streets are full of aliens.
>>What will happen tomorrow.
>>
>>I opened my computer to try to understand what is happening and
>>suddenly, the answer came from God : all your base are belong to us.
>>Call the Pentagon and tell them to react, tell it to the FBI, ask
>>the CIA because the security measures of the Union are looking like
>>a big Swiss cheese. Send the soldiers because we are dooooomed and
>>surrounded. Is it the end of the World?
>>
>>Please Help us, our nation is waiting for a word from a godly leader
>>like you because All YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
>>
>>Pierre
>>Laval Qc
>>Laval Qc
>>Canada
I replied simply saying it was a very confusing and a little bit scary message. This was the reploy the next day.
This message constitue a humoristic denounciation of the Bush politics.
Don't be scared, just react to the situation.Mister Bush makes a clown of himself while the national economy goes down the drain.Mister Bush has spent $277909775175 billions in the Irak war and is unable to takecare of our real security inland with 12000000 illegal aliens who survives under the poverty level and are an easy tool for the terrorist to install bombs and createsa terror climate just for the money.Nerver in the history of the Union, a president has endangered the nation as much as Bush.We could have done a lot of constructive projects with $277909775175 billions.It would have been an excellent level for the economy.- Instead, we could have paid for 36,809,383 children to attend a year of Head Start.- Instead, we could have insured 166,413,751 children for one year.-Instead, we could have hired ,816,234 additional public school teachers for one year. -Instead, we could have provided-13,472,528 students four-year scholarships at public universities.-Instead, we could have built 2,502,331 additional housing units wich is very good for the economy.-Instead, we could have fully funded global anti-hunger efforts for 11years.-Instead, we could have fully funded world-wide AIDS programs for 27years.-Instead, we could have ensured that every child in the world was given basicimmunizations for 92 years.Now we are fragile, surrounded by aliens inland and we loose americans lives in a dead end war.Instead we have Bush who always ask more time for more human sacrifices while now we are in real danger.So don't be afraid of me. I'm not a terrorist. I just used the joking expressionAll YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US to tell him he is a stupid man.Pierre
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