Escalator Manual

There is an old joke that goes something like;  The power went out at the mall today. Two morons got stuck on the escalator for hours.  Canadians may have used "Newfie" instead of morons, or "Polacks" if you're still into racist polish jokes.

You may not laugh at my presentation of the joke, but I bet you never expected to find a manual on how to use the escalator.  Apparently it's not as easy as we all thought.  I guess morons do need help sometimes.  What follows is a 6 page manual for using the escalators that was given away free to any passengers of the Toronto Transit authority.  How to get upstairs and downstairs in Toronto's Subway system.

THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT!  You may think I am a creating satirist creating a fake parody for the idiots of the world but this is not the case.  I'm just showing a REAL pamphlet that exists.

 

Stamped by the TSSA. The Technical Standards and Safety Authority.

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