Forwarded Email Humour
The pages in this collection were sent to me as funny emails over the years. Some you may have seen before, some are new, and some are very old. All made me smile.
NOTICE: Hey you! Please take note of this one simple rule. If you're getting a funny email, and you want to send it on to somebody else, PLEASE take the extra few seconds it takes to remove all the email addresses from the forward. Every email you send with yoiur email address in a group along with dozens or hundreds of other email addresses helps the spammers. It lets me see who your friends are, and harvest these email addresses are to send them junk mail or more funny messages. It's polite to use BCC instead of CC and keep addresses hidden.
If you FWD messages with email addresses exposed, then you may be a bastard.
Question: What is a bastard exactly?
Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, “What is a bastard?”
We can wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.
In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.
The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.
