Howard Stern Plea

This is the oddest letter I have received in a long time. It makes me want to reply and say; HUH?

At 1/5/2004, you wrote:
>5.Jan.2004 15:48
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>From: Stella @yahoo.com) Re: Acton High School
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>According to Google's ratings, yours is among the best websites for true Howard Stern fans. Taking those ratings seriously, I can believe you're open to helping Howard. If Cindy were to consent to appearing on his program, he would be in his glory. When that happens, expect the best in give-and-take between the man and Cindy.
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>All all, Cindy was the very first super model to pose for Playboy. And, on top of that, she's now a pitch woman for Pepsi. Here's what true Howard Stern fans believe, so I've been told. When they act in his name, the extraordinary is bound to happen.
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>At the moment, you need only click on this U.R.L,
>http://http://www.bcvoice.com/  Doing so will take you to an article on Cindy. By the way, it ends with a protest against her being targeted by the National Rifle Association. Rather egregious of that "Second Amendment" idolatrous organization, wouldn't you say?
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>toodles
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> A Alexander "Bogey" Stella

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My reply:

I had to look up egregious and idolatrous and that still didn't help me understand. What exactly is this? A SPAM letter asking me to click on a link? What is it you're asking. I just don't get it.  I think you are an obcessed Cindy Crawford fan, and somehow think I can convince Howard Stern to have her on his show.  I believe you may be crazy.  Seek help.

Reply #2

Yeah, you're right.  It's quite mysterious.  Maybe, in a way, it mirrors Howard himself, even though he avoids big words like the plague.  Anyway, I do hope you will click on the enclosed hyperlink, which I think is hi-lited.

The article will lead you to a U.R.L that shows Cindy in a Playboy pose.

toodles

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   Bogey

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