I ruined his lawn

Session Start (joshchapman@):
Thu May 18 22:21:26 2006

 joshchapman: hello Jeff Goebel.

Auto-response sent to joshchapman: I am currently away from the computer.

i don't care if your away from the coputer... I have a bone to pick with you...

you are wholly responsible for killing my yard...
allow me to explain.

about two or three months ago, i stumbled upon your website.
i was taken aback by it. I became obsessed with your website mainly because of your jokes and whitty replies to emails.

I began reading everything your website had to read and everything that every single link that your website contained...
this took up days of my life.
obvioulsy i lost my tan because of all the time i spent sitting at a computer desk in my basement
i became so pale that i eventually developed an allergic reaction to the sun. I have since then learned that the professional term for the condition is Photosensitivity.

I became what is commonly known as Photoallergic.
I was then unable to water the grass in my front yard due to my ailement.
Just the other day i noticed (at night with a flash light out the window) that my yard had become yellow and dry and brittle to the touch.
I live in a neighborhood where you yard is your life.

so in a sense Jeff Goebel, or as i like to say "The DEVIL webmaster" you are solely to blame for the ruin of my yard and essentilly my life.

I hate you and all that you stand for.

by the way i love your website keep up the good work...
bye...