lawquest.txt
The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court
records nationwide...
1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
2. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
in most cases he just passes away and doesn't know anything about it
until the next morning?
3.
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify
me."
Q: Did he kill you?
4. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
5. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
6. Were you alone or by yourself?
7. How long have you been a French Canadian?
8. Do you have children or anything of that kind?
9.
Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken.
10. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
11.
Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
12.
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
13.
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
14. So you were gone until you returned?
15.
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were they girls?
16. You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like,
but can you describe it?
17.
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
18.
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? >
A: Not yet.
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