Officer Frank

This message exchange happened about six minutes after a different Nigerian scammer.  I called her out and she vanished, and then this message popped up on my screen.  This exchange is longer than most, and he goes all over the place, talking about sex with women and curing aids with prare, and then in the end, he asks me to pimp for him.  Very confusing.

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(8:36:20 AM) sir_franklin2008: himan
(8:36:31 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am frank from africa

(8:36:36 AM) Jeff: I don't have a himan, I am a man.

(8:37:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: i want to be ur friend.
(8:37:31 AM) sir_franklin2008: i'm a male.
(8:37:37 AM) sir_franklin2008: 30

(8:37:44 AM) Jeff: Hi Frank from Africa.  Are we going to try again?

(8:37:57 AM) sir_franklin2008: try what man?

(8:38:15 AM) Jeff: Nevermind. 

(8:38:29 AM) sir_franklin2008: hey c'mon

(8:38:31 AM) Jeff: What time is it in Africa today?  What part?  I have a friend in Nigeria.

(8:38:39 AM) sir_franklin2008: wat are you talking about man.

(8:38:47 AM) Jeff: Lets start over.

(8:38:51 AM) Jeff: Hi Frank.  I am Jeff

(8:39:04 AM) sir_franklin2008: 1:38pm
(8:39:12 AM) sir_franklin2008: pleasure man
(8:39:32 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am a police..
(8:39:43 AM) sir_franklin2008: wats ur profession?

(8:39:56 AM) Jeff: I work on web pages and do tech support.

(8:40:12 AM) sir_franklin2008: oh i see...
(8:40:24 AM) sir_franklin2008: wat part of the world are you?

(8:40:45 AM) Jeff: I am in Toronto Canada... where the worlds largest tower used to be, but Dubai beat us last month.

(8:41:00 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(8:41:05 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats kool
(8:41:29 AM) sir_franklin2008: i hope you are free with me cos every one says Nigeria is a home of scamers...lol

(8:42:10 AM) Jeff: It is.  I get a few a day, including one 30 seconds before you said Hi.... but I have made some good friends from their too. 

(8:43:40 AM) sir_franklin2008: but we ar fighting to make sure we kick that bad name off this country beside this country is rich with minerals ..like crude oil..and lots more
(8:44:25 AM) Jeff: It will be hard.  Luckily most people know all about it here in Canada and the USA.  We're educating people.  I run a web site that makes fun of them, and the police here do a lot of education.
(8:44:49 AM) Jeff: But to be honest, North America thinks of Nigerea as all scammers and chat liars.

(8:45:02 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats too bad.
(8:45:17 AM) sir_franklin2008: so you have kids and a wife?
(8:45:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am still trying to get a good lady for my self..man

(8:45:31 AM) Jeff: It is sad for the REAL chatters.  I have another online friend for 5 years and I am still not 100% sure he isn't going to ask for money one day.
(8:45:53 AM) Jeff: Like you... In don't really believe you are a random man who just happened to say Hi to me 30 seconds after I blasted a scammer for lies.

(8:46:13 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(8:46:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: really
(8:46:29 AM) sir_franklin2008: you have one of them as a friend?
(8:46:36 AM) sir_franklin2008: where is she from?
(8:46:44 AM) sir_franklin2008: he /she
(8:48:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: did u have the id of this person or phone number?

(8:48:05 AM) Jeff: Nigeria
(8:48:26 AM) Jeff: Why would I?  I think he may be a real guy.  I've chatted with him for about 5 years.

(8:49:01 AM) sir_franklin2008: can i have his id...i will try to help you track him down.

(8:49:07 AM) Jeff: ha!
(8:49:10 AM) Jeff: no.

(8:49:19 AM) sir_franklin2008: i see...
(8:49:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: u have a wife/?

(8:49:53 AM) Jeff: No.  I am single... a prime candidate for the scammers.  Lonley computer loser, online all day.

(8:50:04 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(8:50:14 AM) sir_franklin2008: u like to have my cell number?
(8:50:22 AM) sir_franklin2008: maybe we can be friends...

(8:50:24 AM) Jeff: Why would I want that?

(8:50:49 AM) sir_franklin2008: but i will help you to track all the scamers..down

(8:50:49 AM) Jeff: May I ask, where did you find my ID?  Am I on a scam list?  I seem to get a lot of Yahoo Nigerians saying Hi.

(8:51:07 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(8:51:15 AM) sir_franklin2008: hey i work with the FBI
(8:51:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok
(8:51:25 AM) sir_franklin2008: don't fuck with me...

(8:51:33 AM) Jeff: I think you're the same person who scammed me a few seconds ago, and this is a new "police" one I don't know about.  Eventually you will ask me for some ID.

(8:51:34 AM) sir_franklin2008: we track scamers down online
(8:51:44 AM) sir_franklin2008: so if you are one better stay off.
(8:51:53 AM) sir_franklin2008: really ok
(8:51:55 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok
(8:51:56 AM) sir_franklin2008: man
(8:52:02 AM) sir_franklin2008: i guess is good bye

(8:52:02 AM) Jeff: It seems way to funny that you'd say Hi within seconds of the lady who tried to steal my bamn account just a half hour ago.

(8:52:19 AM) sir_franklin2008: i know nothing about that friend.

(8:52:21 AM) Jeff: I see.  Another scam, seconds after the lady who tried to stealk my house.
(8:52:39 AM) Jeff: Sorry... I guess I should trust more.
(8:52:43 AM) Jeff: Sorry Frank.
(8:52:45 AM) Jeff: I am Jeff.
(8:52:53 AM) Jeff: I will give you a few scammer ID's
(8:53:08 AM) Jeff: jah_white2008 was the one just now.

(8:53:15 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok

(8:53:19 AM) Jeff: She had my address and phone and was going to take my bank account

(8:53:26 AM) sir_franklin2008: where did you get this one?

(8:53:33 AM) Jeff: She said Hi to me two days ago.
(8:53:38 AM) Jeff: I chatted with her for two days.

(8:53:44 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok

(8:53:52 AM) Jeff: She wanted to send me some stuff for her fasion business.

(8:54:04 AM) sir_franklin2008: i will add her and see wat she is upto ok

(8:54:22 AM) Jeff: She kept asking for bank info - as they all do.

(8:54:56 AM) sir_franklin2008: don't think that is wat a reasonable man can give out the inter net.

(8:55:36 AM) Jeff: Most of them are funny if you play with them.  Sometimes I take the time to keep them chatting and sometimes I just give up right away.

(8:55:52 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol

(8:56:09 AM) Jeff: Then I post them on my web site for all to laugh at.
(8:56:28 AM) Jeff: I'll probably post you too, once I figure out what your scam is.

(8:56:42 AM) sir_franklin2008: but playing with them is dangerious if you don't want them just say...sorry i can't help cos if u play with them they can convince you.

(8:57:22 AM) Jeff: The more I play, the more I learn.  I find it hiularious how they can keep going back to the script.  Some of them are very well trained. It's fun.

(8:57:25 AM) sir_franklin2008: but playing with them is dangerious if you don't want them just say...sorry i can't help cos if u play with them they can convince you.
(8:57:39 AM) sir_franklin2008: then you fall for their scam

(8:57:40 AM) Jeff: I've kept some going for weeks. 
(8:58:21 AM) Jeff: This jah_white2008 was pretty sure I was a real stupid mark... but I kept saying I was so nice I didn't need her money so she had to come up with new creative ways to ask for my band info... It was fun.

(8:58:23 AM) sir_franklin2008: so tell me how is your country?

(8:58:33 AM) Jeff: bank info
(8:58:36 AM) Jeff: not band info

(8:58:58 AM) sir_franklin2008: don't give that out to any one ok.
(8:59:12 AM) sir_franklin2008: i will track her i added her now but she is offline.

(8:59:13 AM) Jeff: No worries.
(8:59:23 AM) Jeff: She ran away when I admitted I wasn't real.

(8:59:25 AM) sir_franklin2008: africa is hot man

(8:59:39 AM) Jeff: I know.  I almost visited there last year.
(8:59:54 AM) Jeff: To hot for me, but my city can get over 100 in the summer July month
(9:00:06 AM) Jeff: over 40 degrees

(9:00:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok
(9:00:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: you mean you almost come over to africa?
(9:00:43 AM) sir_franklin2008: so why din't you turn up man?
(9:00:52 AM) sir_franklin2008: its a nice place

(9:01:24 AM) Jeff: My plans failed at the time, but I may visit again one day.  Its hard to find a guide or friend who is real.

(9:01:37 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:01:41 AM) sir_franklin2008: but i am for real
(9:01:46 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am serious

(9:02:10 AM) Jeff: Well, obviously they all say that Frank.  No worries.  I trust as long as it seems real.  My other chatter buddy is on 5 years now and I may visit him.

(9:02:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: i have few friends online fron USA
(9:02:54 AM) sir_franklin2008: one came last 3moths she stayed for 2weeks
(9:02:57 AM) sir_franklin2008: she left
(9:03:04 AM) sir_franklin2008: nice place man
(9:03:11 AM) sir_franklin2008: you you like it.

(9:03:47 AM) Jeff: I like hamburgers and fries and Canadian food.  I am afraid of foreign food.

(9:03:59 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:04:02 AM) sir_franklin2008: sorry
(9:04:04 AM) sir_franklin2008: man
(9:04:22 AM) sir_franklin2008: we have hamburgers here

(9:04:23 AM) Jeff: Do you guys scooter a lot or drive cars? 
(9:04:29 AM) Jeff: I love to scooter.

(9:04:36 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol

(9:04:55 AM) Jeff: I am more of a city fan.  Urban buldings and city culture.

(9:04:59 AM) sir_franklin2008: i can even hook you up with a nice and sexy girl
(9:05:05 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok
(9:05:23 AM) sir_franklin2008: no webcam here i would have connect it so you see me.

(9:06:22 AM) Jeff: I don't webcam or audio chat.  I am at work right now and noise isn't connected on this computer.

(9:06:29 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok

(9:06:33 AM) Jeff: but Yahoo buzzes make a weird noise on the tin speaker. 
(9:06:37 AM) Jeff: Everybody around me looks at me

(9:06:39 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:06:43 AM) sir_franklin2008: sorry man

(9:06:53 AM) Jeff: No worries.  Buzz is a Nigerian thing.
(9:06:58 AM) Jeff: Everybody buzzes. Not sure why.

(9:07:33 AM) sir_franklin2008: you like black guys as your friend?

(9:07:33 AM) Jeff: I have figured out all sorts of things that tell me you're working off the classroom scripts.  I don't know where you guys learn the scams. I think there must be classes or something.
(9:07:39 AM) Jeff: So many seem the same.

(9:07:50 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol

(9:07:57 AM) Jeff: I have no issue with black or white.  Canada is very cultural. 

(9:08:02 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok
(9:08:14 AM) sir_franklin2008: you mean i am a scamer or wat?
(9:08:21 AM) sir_franklin2008: i told you to stop that shit

(9:08:25 AM) Jeff: It is a great country.

(9:08:26 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am not i am for real

(9:09:03 AM) Jeff: I understand you may be offended when I say I don't trust you yet, but you must also understand that it is MORE likley that you are not Frank the policeman.  It's OK.  I am still chatting.

(9:09:06 AM) sir_franklin2008: you can call me now if you like this is my cell number +2340[deleted]

(9:09:20 AM) Jeff: I will not reveal my number to you... but that's OK.

(9:09:30 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok

(9:09:33 AM) Jeff: At least your English is better than most.  I believe you.

(9:09:35 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am not asking man
(9:09:40 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:10:07 AM) sir_franklin2008: we africans...we have other languages we speak ..not online english

(9:10:12 AM) Jeff: Are you at work now?  It is mid day.  I still wonder why you found me to say Hi.

(9:10:24 AM) sir_franklin2008: i told you..man
(9:10:55 AM) sir_franklin2008: just looking for those scamers that are trying to spoil this country's image.

(9:11:08 AM) Jeff: ok.  Want more names?

(9:11:23 AM) sir_franklin2008: i will be going out in 1hr time to fuck a lady
(9:11:24 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:11:48 AM) sir_franklin2008: african girls are so hot with big ass....lol

(9:11:53 AM) Jeff: I hope she's real.  (heheheh)  I guess they don't scam Nigerians... just Canadians.
(9:11:55 AM) Jeff: hehehehe

(9:11:59 AM) sir_franklin2008: why not man

(9:12:11 AM) Jeff: I am not a huge fan of the chubby women.
(9:12:22 AM) Jeff: I like a nice smooth pretty face and big smile most.

(9:12:45 AM) sir_franklin2008: have you fuck any black girl before?

(9:13:07 AM) Jeff: Sure.  I've been with black women a few times.

(9:13:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok

(9:13:24 AM) Jeff: Not for a few years.

(9:13:31 AM) sir_franklin2008: you like their busy?

(9:13:44 AM) sir_franklin2008: man they are so sweet compare to white girls.

(9:14:33 AM) Jeff: Pretty women come in all shapes and colours (grin).  A smile is what attracts me first.

(9:14:48 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:14:51 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats kool
(9:15:00 AM) sir_franklin2008: i hope to come to canada someday.

(9:15:10 AM) Jeff: I don't have sex with strangers... I need a few dates first.

(9:15:18 AM) sir_franklin2008: yeah
(9:15:22 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats right man

(9:15:25 AM) Jeff: One at a tiume.
(9:15:47 AM) Jeff: Is prostitution tolerated in Africa or is it very very illegal?

(9:16:30 AM) sir_franklin2008: does that does it hide it
(9:16:39 AM) sir_franklin2008: they do it scretly

(9:17:35 AM) Jeff: Here, it is secret too, except they advertise in the phone book ad pages.
(9:17:37 AM) Jeff: hehehehe

(9:17:50 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok
(9:18:00 AM) sir_franklin2008: cos AIDS is real man
(9:18:01 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol

(9:18:12 AM) Jeff: oh yeah... aids is bad. Odd lol choice.

(9:18:12 AM) sir_franklin2008: i know but there are some churches here that can cure it.

(9:18:41 AM) Jeff: here too

(9:18:45 AM) sir_franklin2008: they cure that in my church.
(9:18:58 AM) sir_franklin2008: with prayers.

(9:19:03 AM) Jeff: and cash

(9:19:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: and fasting.
(9:19:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: nope cash don't work

(9:19:25 AM) Jeff: in USA everything is about cash.  hehhehe

(9:19:39 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:19:54 AM) sir_franklin2008: not all case cash can solve .
(9:20:02 AM) sir_franklin2008: are you a christian
(9:20:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: ?

(9:20:21 AM) Jeff: I believe in God, but not Jesus.

(9:20:41 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:20:53 AM) sir_franklin2008: jesus is the soon of God

(9:21:01 AM) Jeff: I actually like some of the ancient religions of 4000 years old.

(9:21:10 AM) sir_franklin2008: if you believe in God you must also believe in jesus.
(9:21:33 AM) sir_franklin2008: you can't get to the father without knowing the son

(9:21:47 AM) Jeff: That doesn't make sense Frank.  There are many people who believe in religions without believing in the 2000 year old carpenter.

(9:22:01 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:22:06 AM) sir_franklin2008: you are right man

(9:22:28 AM) Jeff: I don't knock your right to believe an arab guy was the son of God, but it isn't the only choice.

(9:22:58 AM) sir_franklin2008: i  attend christ embassy is world wide.
(9:23:11 AM) sir_franklin2008: have you heard of this name before?

(9:23:16 AM) Jeff: No.

(9:23:24 AM) sir_franklin2008: CHRIST EMBASSY
(9:23:38 AM) sir_franklin2008: its a very popular church here in nigeria
(9:23:41 AM) sir_franklin2008: and USA.
(9:23:47 AM) sir_franklin2008: UK
(9:23:51 AM) sir_franklin2008: AUSTRALIA

(9:23:51 AM) Jeff: I see the web page now.

(9:24:02 AM) sir_franklin2008: ok

(9:24:18 AM) Jeff: My belief is more personal... not so crowded.

(9:24:33 AM) sir_franklin2008: same here too
(9:24:49 AM) sir_franklin2008: i have brothers sisters...relatives
(9:25:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: but i am not rich

(9:25:10 AM) Jeff: Police seldom are
(9:25:17 AM) Jeff: I think you should be paid more.

(9:25:20 AM) sir_franklin2008: yeah
(9:25:31 AM) sir_franklin2008: not in Nigeria

(9:25:44 AM) Jeff: Enough so that crime ins't attractive, but not enough to retire from your job.  Everyone needs police.

(9:25:53 AM) sir_franklin2008: they don't even respect us..that well
(9:26:04 AM) sir_franklin2008: yeah

(9:26:05 AM) Jeff: I can imagine.

(9:26:19 AM) sir_franklin2008: when i have good money i will travel out of this country

(9:26:26 AM) Jeff: In a country where trust isn't common, police are not well loved.

(9:26:30 AM) sir_franklin2008: to start my life some were else.

(9:26:56 AM) Jeff: do you shoot your gun often?  In England, the police don't even have guns usualy.

(9:27:06 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:28:20 AM) sir_franklin2008: only the soldiers have better guns
(9:29:44 AM) sir_franklin2008: hope you have my number you can call me when every you want to hear my voice.sorry no cam for now.
(9:29:48 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol

(9:30:05 AM) Jeff: I don't call.  It would cost a fortune.  I chat when people say Hi.,

(9:30:20 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats how it is here..
(9:30:31 AM) sir_franklin2008: but you calling from canada
(9:30:43 AM) sir_franklin2008: to aafrica seems more expensive.

(9:30:44 AM) Jeff: I only react to peole like you who say Hi and never ever tell me where you found my chat ID.

(9:31:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:31:14 AM) sir_franklin2008: from yahoo friends list.
(9:31:34 AM) sir_franklin2008: i am not here for games if i am here for games i wont give ya my cell number

(9:31:39 AM) sir_franklin2008: i need a reall friend
(9:31:41 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats all

(9:31:49 AM) Jeff: I am a chat friend.
(9:31:52 AM) Jeff: Not a real friend.

(9:31:57 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol
(9:32:00 AM) sir_franklin2008: i see

(9:32:29 AM) Jeff: but if you say Hi, I will often say Hi back. You can ask questions and I may ask some too, but I am not sure what else to expect from a chat friendship.
(9:33:01 AM) Jeff: I am at work.  I won't always be this free and available but I will never voice chat or call you.  I see no reason to do so.

(9:34:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: so can you link me up with a nice white caring lady?

(9:34:16 AM) Jeff: For chat?

(9:34:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: date man.
(9:34:32 AM) sir_franklin2008: lovely lady

(9:34:48 AM) Jeff: I don't know how an African in Africa can date a Canadian in Canada.  That's not my thing.

(9:35:01 AM) sir_franklin2008: lol

(9:35:05 AM) Jeff: I thought you liked hot black women anyway

(9:35:05 AM) sir_franklin2008: it can work
(9:35:12 AM) sir_franklin2008: if she wants me i can come over.
(9:35:17 AM) sir_franklin2008: yeah
(9:35:25 AM) sir_franklin2008: i need to test wihte also

(9:35:49 AM) Jeff: No Canadian worth wanting is going to trust a Nigerian on Yahoo chat buddy.  Sorry... it just isn't going to happen.  I respect the intelect of all the women I know.
(9:36:09 AM) Jeff: Nothing personal.

(9:36:14 AM) sir_franklin2008: oh i see

(9:36:36 AM) Jeff: It costs more than $4000 to travel from Africa to Canada... if you do that to have sex with a white woman, I am doubtful.  That just seems silly.
(9:36:44 AM) Jeff: Doesn't it?  Do people actually do that?

(9:36:46 AM) sir_franklin2008: but if i can make you to trust me then you can do that for me.

(9:36:46 AM) Jeff: Nobody I know.

(9:37:09 AM) sir_franklin2008: i will just settle down there.
(9:37:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: not going back to africa

(9:37:20 AM) Jeff: I just think logical man.  It doesn't make sense to meet people in Yahoo chat.
(9:37:51 AM) Jeff: There are so many other date sites.  I prefer to meet my women in person, where I know they are really women.
(9:38:15 AM) Jeff: For all you know, I could be a 13 year old girl... telling lies.

(9:38:40 AM) sir_franklin2008: well i don't believe in lies
(9:38:46 AM) sir_franklin2008: thats the trusth

(9:38:50 AM) Jeff: Then move out of Nigeria.

(9:39:03 AM) sir_franklin2008: a resonable man can't come online to wast his time playing games
(9:39:16 AM) sir_franklin2008: the money will not be easy to get man

(9:39:16 AM) Jeff: I don't play games.

(9:39:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: 4000 dolars is a big money here

(9:39:40 AM) Jeff: Oh, you mean head games... lies.  Sorry. 
(9:40:28 AM) Jeff: My point is, I personally (and this is just me) find it hard to believe that you can find a sex partner in text chat.  It seems an odd way to make life choices.  If I can't understand it, I don't believe it.
(9:40:34 AM) Jeff: Our cultures are different I guess.

(9:41:15 AM) sir_franklin2008: nope they are the same
(9:41:28 AM) sir_franklin2008: we will talk more some other day
(9:41:29 AM) sir_franklin2008: bye