Weird Dreams

I have weird dreams.  I know many people would consider their dreams weird too, and I'm not saying you're not weird - just that I am too.  Today I decided to start writing some of the stranger ones down.

I had another of my odd dreams last night.  It's 11am now, and I've been up for a while, so I don't remember all of it.  My nightmares are different than yours.  I don't dream of scary death things.  I dream frustration.  I dream boredom.

Last night... I remember making a sale, and then I dreamed having to hand sign 50 envelopes.  In my dream, I lived the entire experience of signing 50 individual empty envelopes.  There was nothing in them, and most were not even new.  They were used envelopes, but I had to hand sign every one.

I remember the magic marker was just a little dry.  I remember the feeling of the marker on the paper, and the irritation of the touch.

I remember being upset that my signature wasn't consistent or the same each time, and that whatever reason I had for signing them might not be perfect because after the first 10 or so, they didn't even really look much like my signature.

The dream lasted long.  I actually woke up twice, more than two hours apart, and I was still signing envelopes.