It's Your Fault - Sample Game

[21:24] ICQ player:: its your fault

[21:24] Jeff G: Actually friend, you forget that it's your hubcap collection, so it's your fault.

[21:25] ICQ player:: (what's a hub cap?)

[21:25] ICQ player:: it may of been my hubcap collection but it was your brothers idea to play frisbee with them so its your fault

[21:27] Jeff G: Yeah Yeah... you stole my brother's REAL frisbee last week to use as a dog water dish... remember? It's your fault.

[21:28] ICQ player:: I only stole your brothers REAL frisbee cuz your sister shat in the dogs dish after your brother dared her to so its your fault

[21:29] Jeff G: Ah. Well let's examine that. My brother is only 6. He actually learned the "dare game" from you. This makes it your fault.

[21:30] ICQ player:: yea I only taught him the game because you were the one who dumped him on me to go out with your gf and he wanted to learn a new game! this makes it your fault

[21:32] Jeff G: Oh yeah... I forgot. But I would have gone out with my GF another night, except the tickets we won were for that night only. If you hadn't given me that ultra cool phone, I would never have been able to re-dial as quickly, and would never have won that radio contest and won the tickets in the first place, so it's your fault.

[21:32] ICQ player:: I only lent u that 'ultra cool phone' because I was sick of u complaining u didn't have a phone and u needed one that night! so its your fault

[21:34] Jeff G: Hmmm... I said "gave" and you corrected with loaned... but I guess you did it because I complained... I wish I had my old phone. If your mother hadn't driven over it.... It's her fault.

[21:35] ICQ player:: my mother only drove over it because she didn't see it anyway its your other sisters fault for putting it in the middle of the drive way

[21:37] Jeff G: My other sister is blind, and I'm a little upset you're blaming her. You know full well your sister teases her and swapped her dog with a different dog. She thought she was putting it in the yard, but the dog was un-trained, so it's your fault.

[21:38] ICQ player:: dude what does dogs have to do with phones?

[21:38] Jeff G: Her seeing eye dog. She's blind, remember? She didn't know she was putting the phone in the driveway.

[21:39] Jeff G: Her REAL dog was swapped by your sister.

[21:39] ICQ player:: dude that makes no sense! u sure u aint high?

[21:40] Jeff G: hehehe... You said she put the phone in the driveway, and I said your sister swapped her seeing eye dog, so she didn't know she was in the driveway. It makes perfect sense. I just like to be creative.

[21:40] Jeff G: They have seeing eye dogs in Australia. hehehe

[21:41] ICQ player:: they are called Guide Dogs

[21:41] Jeff G: Ok, same deal. Anyway - if your sister hadn't switched my sister's she would have known she was in the driveway - so it's your fault.

[21:42] ICQ player:: ok u win this round

[21:42] ICQ player:: hang on no

[21:42] Jeff G: Ok. It was a fun round.

[21:42] ICQ player:: actually yes u win

[21:42] Jeff G: heheh

[21:43] Jeff G: DO I win because you gave up, or because you hated my answer?

[21:43] ICQ player:: i hated your answer

[21:43] ICQ player:: cuz it truly makes no sense! what would your blind sister be doing with your phone?

[21:44] Jeff G: YOU were the one that said she put it in the road, which seemed silly to me.
I couldn't think of any reason why my sister would place a phone in the center of the road.

[21:44] ICQ player:: infact wat your would your blind sister be doing with your phone in the front yard?

[21:44] ICQ player:: she could of thrown it there!

[21:44] ICQ player:: anyway u start next round

[21:44] Jeff G: hehehe

[21:44] Jeff G: I win I win.

[21:44] Jeff G: I'm going to save this one for the web site. (hehehe)