It's Your Fault - Sample Game

Session Start (MSN - info@frogstar.com:drago1212@hotmail.com): Thu Jun 19 09:02:25 2003

[09:02] Tyler: hey

[09:02] Jeff Goebel: Hey.
[09:02] Tyler: I'd like to try a game of its your fault.

[09:02] Jeff Goebel: Ok. It's your fault.

[09:03] Tyler: No it's your fault for posting the note on your webpage.

[09:04] Jeff Goebel: Ah, but I learned how to create web pages from the book you leant me, so it's your fault.

[09:04] Tyler: I see you don't remember that it was you that gave that book for Christmas years ago. It's your fault.

[09:05] Jeff Goebel: Oh... Well that hardly matters really, since your mother WROTE the book, so it's your fault.

[09:06] Tyler: But, it was YOU that got her into the idea of creating web pages and writing. It's your fault.

[09:07] Jeff Goebel: Well, that is my job. I'm a guidance counselor. Your mother seemed so depressed and sad, and she needed the extra income because your father got fired from the milk factory, so really it's his fault.

[09:09] Tyler: Yes but it was your grandfather that fired him, seeing as he was the boss of the milk factory. It's your fault.

[09:10] Jeff Goebel: But it was your uncle that framed him. Your father was actually 100% innocent, but your uncle Frankie set him up for the fall. Uncle Frank is a nasty man. It's his fault.

[09:11] Tyler: His was driven to the edge by your awful aunt Cathy. That lousy person divorced my uncle and drove him to a life of crime. It's her fault.

[09:13] Jeff Goebel: Oh yeah. But Aunt Cathy only became nasty after losing her eyesite. She never really recovered from that accident, and became bitter. If you remember, it was YOU that caused it, when you were only 3, you threw your babyfood spoon in her eye, so it's your fault.

[09:15] Tyler: Yes, but if I remember correctly, the lawsuit was filed against your uncles babyfood spoon making company, clearly placing all the blame on him for making children's spoons with such sharp handles. It's his fault.

[09:17] Jeff Goebel: It was so long ago, I had totally forgotten about that. I hate lawsuits like that. I hate lawyers. Hey wait a minute?!? Wasn't that your older brother's law firm? I see his ads on TV all the time, great results for silly lawsuits. I think it's his fault.

[09:18] Tyler: My older brother decided to become a defense attorney after getting shafted by the court. Wait. I believe it was your father that was the judge in that case, so it's his fault.

[09:21] Jeff Goebel: You can't really blame a judge for doing his job. He has to be impartial. Any judge would have reacted the same way to that case... that's what judges do. If your brother had never shoplifted the canoe, it would have never happened, so I deem that to still be his fault.

[09:25] Tyler: Bah. My brother was confused by the sign. The sign said free and it stood between the canoes and cheese on toothpicks. But it was your mentally challenged sister who painted the arrow so that it pointed at the canoes instead of the cheese. Clearly it's her fault.

[09:27] Jeff Goebel: Wow. I didn't know that... but your cousin Melvin was the politician that passes the incentives to hire mentally challenged people. It was his law that made Walmart hire my sister in the first place, so it's deep, but it's his fault.

[09:29] Tyler: My cousin Melvin has lower will power than the average person. His supervisor, YOUR father, convinced him to try to pass the act by using constant pressure. So, it was your corrupted father's fault.

[09:31] Jeff Goebel: I win.
[09:31] Tyler: how?
[09:31] Jeff Goebel: You mixed lines. My father is a Judge, not a corrupted Supervisor of your cousin.
[09:32] Tyler: son of a...
[09:32] Tyler: Oh, well, good game.
[09:32] Jeff Goebel: That was a great game, and I will post it as a sample online with your permission.
[09:32] Tyler: Sure, no problem.