It's Your Fault - Sample Game

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xThePicturex (8:09:49 PM): It's your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:10:11 PM): no, its your fault because you left the kitchen sink running.

xThePicturex (8:11:19 PM): I left the kitchen sink running because I heard a gunshot. You putting your doggie to sleep the cheap way, it turned out to be. It's your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:12:02 PM): i wouldnt have had to been to thrifty had you not spent our entire life savings on dunkin donuts and SNES games.

xThePicturex (8:12:33 PM): (you forgot to say its your fault, but I'll let it slide)
xThePicturex (8:13:39 PM): You're the one that introduced me to the SNES. I was perfectly happy with the old NES, but you had to upgrade. With you it's all about graphics. Old-school gameplay-oriented games aren't good enough for you, are they? It's your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:15:51 PM): (oh, right, I havent played in like two years)

I only upgraded after your sister wanted to see if our NES could swim, it couldn't - so I had to go out and buy a new console, making all this your fault.

xThePicturex (8:16:54 PM): My sister was five, alright? You're the one that showed her that magazine ad, suggesting that it might work. It's your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:18:02 PM): It's your fault because it was you who gave me the gift subscription to the magazine, in the first place!

xThePicturex (8:19:07 PM): It's your brother's fault, he's the one that suggested that you'd enjoy reading that magazine when I asked him for birthday ideas.

Captin Shmit (8:21:13 PM): Oh, come on, you and I both know very well that he never would've made the suggestion had you just thought of an original birthday gift idea yourself. This is sooooo your fault.

xThePicturex (8:22:13 PM): I thought of an original birthday gift myself, I was gonna build you a new card table. But you broke my powersaw, remember? Totally your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:24:51 PM): The powersaw, huh? What a pathetic excuse. Your powersaw was on it's last limb to begin with as soon as you bought it. Its your fault because You were wrong when you thought you didn't need shipping insurance when buying from Canada.

xThePicturex (8:26:12 PM): I was a younger man, and your cousin told me that they had free shipping insurance in Canada! He was wrong, it's healthcare. But he said shipping, so it's his fault.

Captin Shmit (8:27:53 PM): Of course it's healthcare! He's been out of his mind ever since you smacked him over the head with that discount brick from indonesia, making this your fault.

xThePicturex (8:29:01 PM): Your father runs the discount brick factory in indonesia, it's definitely your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:30:23 PM): He's been running it since he inherited it from your great aunt; she's the one who founded Discount Bricks Lmtd.

Captin Shmit (8:31:30 PM): your fault.

xThePicturex (8:31:49 PM): My great aunt was a saint! You know she was just trying to make an honest living after your aunt framed her. Your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:33:36 PM): She framed her to save her hide from the telemarketers after your secnd cousin doug signed her up for these otherwise unsoliseted calls. This is you and your familys fault

xThePicturex (8:35:21 PM): Two wrongs don't make a right, and you know any telemarketer other than your uncle would have stopped after the first failed call. Of course, your uncle was that telemarketer. It's your fault.

Captin Shmit (8:36:50 PM): Are you trying to say that my uncle was telemarketing my aunt? This is getting rather silly.

xThePicturex (8:37:14 PM): Everyone needs a job.

Captin Shmit (8:37:25 PM): is the game over now?

xThePicturex (8:38:15 PM): Do you give up?

Captin Shmit (8:38:19 PM): do you?

xThePicturex (8:38:19 PM): I broke no timelines.

xThePicturex (8:38:22 PM): I don't

Captin Shmit (8:38:28 PM): ok you win.

xThePicturex (8:38:32 PM): ok.

xThePicturex (8:38:35 PM): This one was great.