It's Your Fault - Sample Game

Posted - Sep 29 2003 :  08:54:03 AM       
 
[08:33] Jeff G: It's your fault.

[08:34] greatjuutje: mine??? Be serious!! You didn't hand in your paper in time

[08:35] Jeff G: But the watch I use stopped. You know the one. The bananna watch your Dad gave me? Useless junk. IT's his fault.

[08:36] greatjuutje: He only gave that to you because you wouldn't stop talking about that watch and how much you would like to have the same watch... so the fact that he gave you that watch is your one fault

[08:37] Jeff G: If he hadn't put me in the hospital with his funky dance moves, I would never have seen the watch on that Doctor's wrist... so it's still his fault.

[08:40] greatjuutje: Okay you did end up in the hospital, because of his steps, but that docter was only helping you, because your mom was didn't want that that kind nurse helped you, she wanted a real doctor, so blame her

[08:43] Jeff G: MY mother has a fear of nurses. You know that. How dare you. Ever since you took her on that trip to Hospital-Land Amusement park and the nurses attacked her for no reason. It's your fault.

[08:44] greatjuutje: hospital-land-amusement park??? Oh yeah I remember. Well I hate to say this to you, but it was your father who paid that nurse to attack your mother. Since he was sick and tired of her wining. So it's his fault she is affraid of nurses

[08:46] Jeff G: I didn't know that. The things you discover about your family in instant messages always amaze me. The thing is, my Dad works at your Donut shop. It's how he makes a living, so technically he'd be broke without you. It's your fault.

[08:47] greatjuutje: Ow... come on. Well okay, he would be broke if he didn't work at my shop. But still he was the one who applied for the job in my donutshop in the first place. I didn't ask him to work for me.So it's still his fault

[08:49] Jeff G: You keep trying, but you know he wouldn't even have needed a new job if the Springfield tire factory hadn't caught on fire in 81. You know... the one your sister started. Tsk Tsk... Nope. Still your fault.

[08:50] greatjuutje: and who gave her the matches to start that fire? If I recall correctly, that was you, wasn't it.

[08:52] Jeff G: Nitpicker. I didn't know anybody knew that. You must have had a camera hidden. It was so long ago... I can't remember why I gave her matches in the first place. Hmmm... I'm drawing a blank.

[08:52] Jeff G: You win.
[08:52] greatjuutje: great!!