I’m not sure about this letter I got today.  It seems to advertise enough stuff that it’s an obvious joke… but I can’t quite figure out who benefits.  It was definite SPAM, not sent to me personally I think.

The link used worked, but it sent me to a message forum system that seemed to not allow new members… almost like you would expect from somebody trying to sell illegal drugs and gay slaves.  It made me wonder about what kind of ideas real drug dealers think about the web.  In a perfect imperfect world, it would be cool for seller and dealers to be able to find new markets… but in reality, I can’t see how it could work.  If nothing else, it was strange enough to make it to my collection of ODD EMAIL. No names and email addresses have been changed in my repost, because I believe there may be no innocent to protect.  Note the poorly spelled words.  Who doesn’t have a spell checker these days?  Stoners… Hmmm… that fits.

Date: Wed, 27 Aug 2003 03:04:45 -0400 (EST)
From: Joseph Caleb <Idt_Ky@att.net> X-Mailer: The Bat! (v1.61) Personal

Subject: Buy drugs, Heroin, Tomohawk rockets, cocaine and other shit

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it’s us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list:
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free.
http://www.darkprofits.com
This offer won’t last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

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