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Jeff Goebel's Star Trek Fan Pages

My Star Trek pages may not be as pretty and elaborate as some, but I'm proud to have some rare stuff you may not find elsewhere.

Parody Songs and Clips

Original Trek Theme Lyrics

Shatner Humour

Star Trek Related Stars Sing:

Star Trek Related Video Clips

Special Trek Links

Star Trek Humour (Text)

Star Trek Sound Effects (WAV)
 
brdgbtn1.wav 3 kb Trek TOS Computer sounds
brdgbtn3.wav 2 kb Trek TOS Computer sounds
brdgbtn4.wav 5 kb Trek TOS Computer sounds
brdgbtn5.wav 12 kb Trek TOS Computer sounds
brdgbtn6.wav 5 kb Trek TOS Computer sounds
brdgbtn7.wav 12 kb Trek TOS Computer sounds
doors.wav 7 kb Trek TOS doors
stcomp.wav 29 kb Computer. Status report
tngchime.wav 31 kb TNG Doorbell sound.
photon.wav 26 kb Sound of photon style shot
trekdoor.wav 15 kb Sound of Trek Doors

Star Trek WAV Soundbites
 

tenbilln.wav 60 kb 1 down. 10 billion to go.
trek2ans.wav 318 kb Compilation of TNG lines that make an answering machine message
affmativ.wav 47 kb Affirmative
colorful.wav 31 kb Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?
batlestn.wav 29 kb Battle Stations (Janeway)
doing.wav 79 kb I want to know EXACTLY what you thought you were doing!
blocked.wav 48 kb Our communications are being blocked (Tuvok)
cfgstble.wav 38 kb The new configuration is stable (Tuvok)
amaze.wav 116 kb The vulcan brain never seizes to amaze me (Doctor)
trekwhst.wav 15 kb Trek sound for intercom
zesty.wav 56 kb I'm sorry... Too zesty for you? (Zimmerman)
welcome.wav 86 kb I'm Captain Benjamin Sisko. Welcome to Deep Space 9.
stds9_01.wav 168 kb Cisco talks about James T. Kirk while on original enterprise
c604.wav 16 kb Spock: LLAP
c608.wav 20 kb Picard: Computer, what happened
c615.wav 68 kb Janeway: We're starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.
c622.wav 49 kb Locutis: Your life, as it has been, is over
c623.wav 46 kb Data: AH! I have access
c629.wav 95 kb EM Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a database
c630.wav 149 kb Kess: Computer activate emergency holographic medical program
tenbilln.wav 118 kb EM Doctor: One down, 10 billion to go.
downldpr.wav 120 kb EM Doctor: Prepare to download my program...
ewn09.wav 23 kb Kirk: I've seen a part of me, no man should ever see
history.wav 71 kb Picard: ...He's James T. Kirk. Don't you read history?
lifefrms.wav 156 kb Data sings: Life forms, you precious little life forms...
ctm06.wav 47 kb Spock: I do not dispute it. I merely state that it is wrong
ctm11.wav 7 kb Spock: Checkmate
dont_hug.wav 36 kb Worf: Do not hug me
bal03.wav 125 kb ...We'll enter the neutral zone in less than an hour...
jlp-tea.wav 64 kb Picard: Tea; earl gray - hot.
on_vactn.wav 73 kb Worf: I am on vacation
histrian.wav 100 kb Bashir: I'm a doctor, not an historian
transfer.wav 23 kb Computer: Transfer complete
groovy.wav 143 kb Tuvok: What does it mean; groovy?
compmalf.wav 87 kb Tuvok: It will simply look like a computer malfunction
agents.wav 84 kb Tom: I told you' we're secret agents
communi.wav 13 kb Trek TOS communicator sound
kirk1.wav 46 kb Kirk: Standby to receive transmission
fasinate.wav 7 kb Spock: Fascinating
scarcrow.wav 30 kb Q: We've all done the scarecrow
impresiv.wav 69 kb Sisco: Now THAT would be impressive
offline.wav 56 kb Computer: Command functions are offline
strfleet.wav 134 kb Sisko: START ACTING LIKE STARFLEET OFFICERS!
data1.wav 14 kb Data: Captain, we are being hailed
ds9-bett.wav 95 kb Miles: I feel better already
shatner.wav 266 kb William Shatner (really) sings on a 60's album
tam-shor.wav 42 kb William Shatner's Tambourine man (really bad)
face_dth.wav 141 kb Worf: A weak human afraid to face death
shutdown.wav 26 kb Geordie: Initiating a core shutdown
tribble.wav 48 kb Tribble Purrs
nofire.wav 60 kb Trapped with the only Indian who can't start a fire...
kirkhere.wav 14 kb Beep Beep.. (communicator) Kirk here.
hadphas.wav 104 kb ...Scotty, you've just earned your pay for the week
dontwait.wav 22 kb Trek 6: Don't wait for the translation!
2hours.wav 34 kb Requested function will take 2 hours to complete
st-good.wav 109 kb Janeway: I only have time for good news...
hand.wav 38 kb Scotty: I know this ship like the back of my hand
luvtrek.wav 170 kb Trek compilation of Spock/Kirk love
scotcomp.wav 152 kb Compilation of Scotty
scotty1.wav 7 kb Scotty: Up your shaft
locutus2.wav 112 kb Picard as Locutus
relays.wav 190 kb Voyager Computer:
restate.wav 98 kb Voyager Computer:
deceit.wav 184 kb Voyager Doctor: Not versed in deceit
disturb.wav 137 kb Nelix: This looks like a DO NOT DISTURB SIGN to me
sf_holo.wav 149 kb Voyager Doctor: ...you're a STARFLEET hologram
working.wav 6 kb Trek TOS Computer: Working
working2.wav 11 kb Trek TNG Computer: Working
incmgmsg.wav 66 kb Worf: Incoming message sir
holodeck.wav 66 kb Holodeck opening sounds
picar.wav 57 kb Engage
med_emer.wav 58 kb Please state the nature of your medical emergency
nakeddx.wav 173 kb Dax: Being in a room with so many naked people.
livelong.wav 120 kb Spock: Live long and prosper
crime.wav 166 kb Odo: The next time you call me...report a crime
alert1.wav 9 kb Trek Red Alert Sound
fed1.wav 8 kb Star Trek 1: RED ALERT warning
blame.wav 25 kb Q: Blame me for everything
scott06.wav 11 kb Scotty: Hello Computer
systems.wav 28 kb Data: All systems functioning...
dead.wav 22 kb McCoy: He's Dead Jim
correct.wav 37 kb Computer confirmation
beammeup.wav 22 kb Kirk: Beam me up
worfsory.wav 351 kb Worf breaking Geordie's violin
beam_up.wav 104 kb Sound of beam up (original series)
aim.wav 328 kb Data: Do not worry counsellor... your aim is getting better
alldead.wav 628 kb Compilation of "he's dead Jim" quotes
data5.wav 22 kb Data: Take my Worf, Please!
makeitso.wav 18 kb Picard: Make it so
merryman.wav 76 kb Worf: I Protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!
redalert.wav 59 kb DS9 red alert

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