| TV: Miscelaneous |
| bigsmegh.wav |
80 kb |
Red Dwarf: Cryton insults his smeghead shipmate |
| twiki4.wav |
35 kb |
Buck Rogers: bedebdebde buck... you're my kind of guy |
| wise_man.wav |
113 kb |
News Radio: The wise man who knows that there is much he does not know... I know |
| tuna_net.wav |
156 kb |
Boston Common: The world of tuna is under represented on the internet |
| thenet.wav |
143 kb |
Scully: On the net, he can find out practically anything about you. |
| hartman1.wav |
272 kb |
Mary Hartman - Mary Hartman (Theme) |
| crock.wav |
119 kb |
Third Rock from the Sun: Peace on earth - what a crock! |
| melted.wav |
43 kb |
Red Dwarf: Cryton: My circuits have melted |
| milkbone.wav |
54 kb |
Cheers: Norm: Its a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear |
| hibaby.wav |
23 kb |
Sha Na Na: Helllllllooo Baaaby! |
| goofed.wav |
70 kb |
Lost in Space: I am sorry Will Robinson... I goofed. |
| dismisd.wav |
21 kb |
Hogan's Heros: Klink: DISSSSSSMISSED |
| pwlaugh.wav |
68 kb |
PeeWee Herman's laugh |
| cbsmail.wav |
74 kb |
Letterman: Let's open the CBS Mailbag |
| hrpuff1.wav |
603 kb |
H.R. Puffinstuff Theme |
| showrcap.wav |
72 kb |
3rd Rock: Get me the modem... and a shower cap... |
| 3rdrock.wav |
210 kb |
3rd Rock from the Sun original opening theme |
| jokexpns.wav |
173 kb |
Boston Common: Leonard: How odd, a joke at my expense |
| get_you.wav |
129 kb |
Boston Common: I'll get you... and your little dog too! |
| bathtub.wav |
48 kb |
Kids in the Hall: ... I was cleaning it, and it went off |
| bunsen.wav |
42 kb |
Muppets: Bunsen Honeydew here at muppet labs... |
| johnboy.wav |
13 kb |
The Waltons: Goodnight Johnboy |
| makehapy.wav |
103 kb |
Boston Common: Talk to me... Make me happy! |
| elvira4.wav |
5 kb |
Elvira: Hello Darling |
| gomer.wav |
207 kb |
Gomer pile opening theme |
| touchyou.wav |
269 kb |
3rd Rock: I can not touch you anywhere rhyme |
| wrong23.wav |
9 kb |
Lost in Space robot: WRONG! |
| dontmake.wav |
47 kb |
The Hulk: (Bill Bixby) Don't make me angry... |
| grimley.wav |
18 kb |
SCTV: Ed Grimley: This is so sad I must say |
| hatedit.wav |
8 kb |
In Living Color: Men on Film: Hated it! |
| lis-wrng.wav |
46 kb |
Lost in space computer: You're WRONG! |
| floppy.wav |
67 kb |
Single Guy: Goodbye hard drive - hello floppy! |
| btlstar8.wav |
34 kb |
Battlestar Galactica (Cylon): ...humans remain entertained... |
| jeanni~1.wav |
23 kb |
I dream of Jeanni: Oh thank you master! |
| tatoo.wav |
51 kb |
Fantasy Island: De Plane! De Plane! |
| lets_r~1.wav |
84 kb |
Married With Children: Let's Rock |
| al_hat~1.wav |
91 kb |
Married with Children: Al; I hate my life... |
| remote.wav |
97 kb |
Married with Children: What's wrong with this remote... |
| justreal.wav |
33 kb |
Max Headroom: I'm just as real as you are |
| thsismax.wav |
107 kb |
Max: This is Max headroom... A star... |
| getinout.wav |
74 kb |
Max: ... security is paid to stop me... |
| max-brb2.wav |
27 kb |
I'm Max Headroom, and I'll be back |
| maxhead.wav |
706 kb |
Max Headroom Opening |
| drewca~1.wav |
273 kb |
Drew Cary opening theme |
| bookdano.wav |
29 kb |
Book 'em Danno - murder 1 |
| catsbutt.wav |
77 kb |
Single Guy: I have to go rub a cats butt |
| very2.wav |
31 kb |
Laugh In: Very Interesting. |
| kdscrush.wav |
103 kb |
Kids in the Hall: I'm crushing your head! |
| squeal~1.wav |
77 kb |
Kids in the Hall: Make you squeal like a pig |
| notma.wav |
25 kb |
Dinasaurs: Not the Mama! |
| again.wav |
8 kb |
Dinasaurs: Baby; Again |
| parkay.wav |
226 kb |
Old Commercial: Parkay - butter... |
| sliders2.wav |
490 kb |
SLIDERS theme opening |
| sod.wav |
134 kb |
Faulty Towers: Remember me, the poor sod you do work for... |
| mines.wav |
48 kb |
Faulty Towers: Don't go driving on any mines |
| yourang.wav |
11 kb |
Adam's Family Lurch- YOU RANG? |
| bill1.wav |
53 kb |
In Living Colour: Fire Marshall Bill |
| puckerup.wav |
112 Kb |
X Files: Skinner tells cancer man to kiss his butt |
| reddwrf4.wav |
51 kb |
Red Dwarf- Cryton: Engange panic curcuits... |
| reddwrf5.wav |
32 kb |
Red Dwarf- Hilly: A mistake any half witted derranged computer... |
| tryit.wav |
46 kb |
Gumby&Poky: I prefer grass |
| misst.wav |
20 kb |
Get Smart: Missed it by THAT much |
| surprise.wav |
29 kb |
Gomer Pyle: Surprise Surprise Surprise |
| shezzam.wav |
10 kb |
Gomer Pyle: SHEZZAM! |
| plane.wav |
26 kb |
Fantasy Island: Tattoo exclaims THE PLANE THE PLANE |
| meathead.wav |
35 kb |
Archie Bunker: You're a meathead |
| nothing.wav |
87 kb |
Hogan's Heros: I know nothing, I see nothing... |
| hhnothin.wav |
28 kb |
Hogan's Heros: Scholtz's famous line |
| denied.wav |
137 kb |
Hogan's Heros: Clink - Your request is denied |
| careful.wav |
64 kb |
Hill Street Blues: Be careful out there |
| bioneye.wav |
57 kb |
6 Million Dollar Man: Eye sounds |
| bionic1.wav |
14 kb |
6 Million Dollar Man: Running |
| rebound.wav |
51 kb |
6 Million Dollar Man: Jumping rebound |
| doorman.wav |
23 kb |
Rhoda: This is Carelton your doorman |
| twitch1.wav |
8 kb |
Bewitched: The magic twitch |
| heynow!.wav |
11 kb |
Larry Saunders: Hank’s HEY NOW! |
| marcia.wav |
18 kb |
Brady Bunch: Marcia Marcia Marcia! |
| ooooo.wav |
47 kb |
Horseshack: Oh Oh Oh! |
| outabeer.wav |
1156 kb |
Saturday Night Special: Outta Beer |
| rockford.wav |
55 kb |
Rockford Files: Opening phone message |
| luvyaman.wav |
10 kb |
Beer Commercial: I luv ya man! |
| shadow01.wav |
118 kb |
The shadow knows (deluxe) |
| shadow02.wav |
57 kb |
The Shadown knows |
| mr_ed.wav |
37 kb |
Mr Ed Speaks |
| arugh2.wav |
24 kb |
Home Improvement: Grunt Grunt Grunt |
| gwnopen1.wav |
61 kb |
Mckenzie Brothers Great White North opening call |
| beatsme.wav |
44 kb |
Alf: Beats me |
| twilight.wav |
178 kb |
Twilight Zone Opening |
| danger.wav |
11 kb |
Lost in Space: Danger! Danger! |
| beakman.wav |
183 kb |
Beakman's World: MAN I LOVE SCIENCE! |
| billnyne.wav |
637 kb |
Bill Nyne the science guy |
| cylonscn.wav |
38 kb |
Battlestar Galactica: Scan for Identification |
| adama.wav |
128 kb |
Battlestar Galactica opening speech |
| cylon.wav |
24 kb |
Battlestar Galactica: Cylon warning |
| jcarsn01.wav |
48 kb |
Here's Johnny! |
| jeannie.wav |
7 kb |
I dream of Jeannie BLINK BLINK |
| jeopardy.wav |
296 kb |
Jeopardy wait (thinking) music |
| flipper.wav |
36 kb |
They call him flipper! |
| limits1.wav |
102 kb |
The Outer Limits |
| peewee.wav |
20 kb |
Pee Wee's Playhouse |
| peeweela.wav |
35 kb |
Pee Wee: La La La |
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