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TV Miscellaneous
Here is a selection of sound clips from various rare aqnd random TV shows.
| TV: Miscellaneous | ||
| bigsmegh.wav | 80 kb | Red Dwarf: Cryton insults his smeghead shipmate |
| twiki4.wav | 35 kb | Buck Rogers: bedebdebde buck... you're my kind of guy |
| wise_man.wav | 113 kb | News Radio: The wise man who knows that there is much he does not know... I know |
| tuna_net.wav | 156 kb | Boston Common: The world of tuna is under represented on the internet |
| thenet.wav | 143 kb | Scully: On the net, he can find out practically anything about you. |
| hartman1.wav | 272 kb | Mary Hartman - Mary Hartman (Theme) |
| crock.wav | 119 kb | Third Rock from the Sun: Peace on earth - what a crock! |
| melted.wav | 43 kb | Red Dwarf: Cryton: My circuits have melted |
| milkbone.wav | 54 kb | Cheers: Norm: Its a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear |
| hibaby.wav | 23 kb | Sha Na Na: Helllllllooo Baaaby! |
| goofed.wav | 70 kb | Lost in Space: I am sorry Will Robinson... I goofed. |
| dismisd.wav | 21 kb | Hogan's Heros: Klink: DISSSSSSMISSED |
| pwlaugh.wav | 68 kb | PeeWee Herman's laugh |
| cbsmail.wav | 74 kb | Letterman: Let's open the CBS Mailbag |
| hrpuff1.wav | 603 kb | H.R. Puffinstuff Theme |
| showrcap.wav | 72 kb | 3rd Rock: Get me the modem... and a shower cap... |
| 3rdrock.wav | 210 kb | 3rd Rock from the Sun original opening theme |
| jokexpns.wav | 173 kb | Boston Common: Leonard: How odd, a joke at my expense |
| get_you.wav | 129 kb | Boston Common: I'll get you... and your little dog too! |
| bathtub.wav | 48 kb | Kids in the Hall: ... I was cleaning it, and it went off |
| bunsen.wav | 42 kb | Muppets: Bunsen Honeydew here at muppet labs... |
| johnboy.wav | 13 kb | The Waltons: Goodnight Johnboy |
| makehapy.wav | 103 kb | Boston Common: Talk to me... Make me happy! |
| elvira4.wav | 5 kb | Elvira: Hello Darling |
| gomer.wav | 207 kb | Gomer pile opening theme |
| touchyou.wav | 269 kb | 3rd Rock: I can not touch you anywhere rhyme |
| wrong23.wav | 9 kb | Lost in Space robot: WRONG! |
| dontmake.wav | 47 kb | The Hulk: (Bill Bixby) Don't make me angry... |
| grimley.wav | 18 kb | SCTV: Ed Grimley: This is so sad I must say |
| hatedit.wav | 8 kb | In Living Color: Men on Film: Hated it! |
| lis-wrng.wav | 46 kb | Lost in space computer: You're WRONG! |
| floppy.wav | 67 kb | Single Guy: Goodbye hard drive - hello floppy! |
| btlstar8.wav | 34 kb | Battlestar Galactica (Cylon): ...humans remain entertained... |
| jeanni~1.wav | 23 kb | I dream of Jeanni: Oh thank you master! |
| tatoo.wav | 51 kb | Fantasy Island: De Plane! De Plane! |
| lets_r~1.wav | 84 kb | Married With Children: Let's Rock |
| al_hat~1.wav | 91 kb | Married with Children: Al; I hate my life... |
| remote.wav | 97 kb | Married with Children: What's wrong with this remote... |
| justreal.wav | 33 kb | Max Headroom: I'm just as real as you are |
| thsismax.wav | 107 kb | Max: This is Max headroom... A star... |
| getinout.wav | 74 kb | Max: ... security is paid to stop me... |
| max-brb2.wav | 27 kb | I'm Max Headroom, and I'll be back |
| maxhead.wav | 706 kb | Max Headroom Opening |
| drewca~1.wav | 273 kb | Drew Cary opening theme |
| bookdano.wav | 29 kb | Book 'em Danno - murder 1 |
| catsbutt.wav | 77 kb | Single Guy: I have to go rub a cats butt |
| very2.wav | 31 kb | Laugh In: Very Interesting. |
| kdscrush.wav | 103 kb | Kids in the Hall: I'm crushing your head! |
| squeal~1.wav | 77 kb | Kids in the Hall: Make you squeal like a pig |
| notma.wav | 25 kb | Dinasaurs: Not the Mama! |
| again.wav | 8 kb | Dinasaurs: Baby; Again |
| parkay.wav | 226 kb | Old Commercial: Parkay - butter... |
| sliders2.wav | 490 kb | SLIDERS theme opening |
| sod.wav | 134 kb | Faulty Towers: Remember me, the poor sod you do work for... |
| mines.wav | 48 kb | Faulty Towers: Don't go driving on any mines |
| yourang.wav | 11 kb | Adam's Family Lurch- YOU RANG? |
| bill1.wav | 53 kb | In Living Colour: Fire Marshall Bill |
| puckerup.wav | 112 Kb | X Files: Skinner tells cancer man to kiss his butt |
| reddwrf4.wav | 51 kb | Red Dwarf- Cryton: Engange panic curcuits... |
| reddwrf5.wav | 32 kb | Red Dwarf- Hilly: A mistake any half witted derranged computer... |
| tryit.wav | 46 kb | Gumby&Poky: I prefer grass |
| misst.wav | 20 kb | Get Smart: Missed it by THAT much |
| surprise.wav | 29 kb | Gomer Pyle: Surprise Surprise Surprise |
| shezzam.wav | 10 kb | Gomer Pyle: SHEZZAM! |
| plane.wav | 26 kb | Fantasy Island: Tattoo exclaims THE PLANE THE PLANE |
| meathead.wav | 35 kb | Archie Bunker: You're a meathead |
| nothing.wav | 87 kb | Hogan's Heros: I know nothing, I see nothing... |
| hhnothin.wav | 28 kb | Hogan's Heros: Scholtz's famous line |
| denied.wav | 137 kb | Hogan's Heros: Clink - Your request is denied |
| careful.wav | 64 kb | Hill Street Blues: Be careful out there |
| bioneye.wav | 57 kb | 6 Million Dollar Man: Eye sounds |
| bionic1.wav | 14 kb | 6 Million Dollar Man: Running |
| rebound.wav | 51 kb | 6 Million Dollar Man: Jumping rebound |
| doorman.wav | 23 kb | Rhoda: This is Carelton your doorman |
| twitch1.wav | 8 kb | Bewitched: The magic twitch |
| heynow!.wav | 11 kb | Larry Saunders: Hank’s HEY NOW! |
| marcia.wav | 18 kb | Brady Bunch: Marcia Marcia Marcia! |
| ooooo.wav | 47 kb | Horseshack: Oh Oh Oh! |
| outabeer.wav | 1156 kb | Saturday Night Special: Outta Beer |
| rockford.wav | 55 kb | Rockford Files: Opening phone message |
| luvyaman.wav | 10 kb | Beer Commercial: I luv ya man! |
| shadow01.wav | 118 kb | The shadow knows (deluxe) |
| shadow02.wav | 57 kb | The Shadown knows |
| mr_ed.wav | 37 kb | Mr Ed Speaks |
| arugh2.wav | 24 kb | Home Improvement: Grunt Grunt Grunt |
| gwnopen1.wav | 61 kb | Mckenzie Brothers Great White North opening call |
| beatsme.wav | 44 kb | Alf: Beats me |
| twilight.wav | 178 kb | Twilight Zone Opening |
| danger.wav | 11 kb | Lost in Space: Danger! Danger! |
| beakman.wav | 183 kb | Beakman's World: MAN I LOVE SCIENCE! |
| billnyne.wav | 637 kb | Bill Nyne the science guy |
| cylonscn.wav | 38 kb | Battlestar Galactica: Scan for Identification |
| adama.wav | 128 kb | Battlestar Galactica opening speech |
| cylon.wav | 24 kb | Battlestar Galactica: Cylon warning |
| jcarsn01.wav | 48 kb | Here's Johnny! |
| jeannie.wav | 7 kb | I dream of Jeannie BLINK BLINK |
| jeopardy.wav | 296 kb | Jeopardy wait (thinking) music |
| flipper.wav | 36 kb | They call him flipper! |
| limits1.wav | 102 kb | The Outer Limits |
| peewee.wav | 20 kb | Pee Wee's Playhouse |
| peeweela.wav | 35 kb | Pee Wee: La La La |
| strngbby.wav | 154 kb | 3RD Rock from the Sun: Well Hello Strange Baby |
| barcode.wav | 82kb | 3RD Rock from the Sun: You cracked the barcode |
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You have been one of the best sources of sound clips I have ever discovered on the net.
Keep up the great work and continue expanding your archive.
SirLancalot
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