Bad English sexy chat attempt.  Not edited.  Her attempts to say she’s all wet and sexy didn’t seem to have a sexy effect on me.  I have no clue what she wanted.
Conversation with ICQ 486592167 on 4/7/2008 11:31:03 PM:

(8:14:39 AM) 486592167: hi (8:16:58 AM) 486592167: sure becuse i just had dash water (8:17:41 AM) 486592167: in here have the Songkare fastival (8:20:27 AM) 486592167: i feel  be joyous (8:21:21 AM) 486592167: you r talk (8:21:47 AM) 486592167: intimately (8:26:12 AM) 486592167: in other words i need to   practise  Language
(8:26:24 AM) 9729896: practice away
(8:32:10 AM) 486592167: where do you live (8:34:03 AM) 486592167: i’m tired awfully. (8:34:34 AM) 486592167: play water
(8:35:06 AM) 9729896: I do not enjoy these conversations.
(8:35:52 AM) 486592167: never mind (8:37:33 AM) 486592167: human don’t    talk essential
(8:37:55 AM) 9729896:  I do not understand anything you say. I am sorry. (8:37:55 AM) 486592167: very say (8:39:32 AM) 486592167: what do you mean ?
(8:39:46 AM) 9729896: That is funny. You made me smile. (8:41:28 AM) 486592167: i mean you say with me don’t funny
(8:42:02 AM) 9729896: WOW. You really need to learn English. It is torture. (8:48:10 AM) 486592167: don’t torture
(8:50:14 AM) 9729896: What did you expect from me? You don’t know English. (8:50:23 AM) 9729896: Chat is hard. (8:53:08 AM) 486592167:  i likewise Know alittle (8:54:32 AM) 486592167: i don’t talk excellently (8:54:59 AM) 486592167:  don’t accept (8:56:12 AM) 486592167:  what do you made smile (8:56:23 AM) 486592167: omr me (8:56:29 AM) 486592167: oh on (8:56:41 AM) 486592167: orme
(8:56:42 AM) 9729896:  This is crazy. (8:57:44 AM) 486592167:  who (8:57:48 AM) 486592167: ? (8:57:53 AM) 486592167: me or you (8:58:29 AM) 486592167: hello
(8:58:50 AM) 9729896:  How can I chat with you? (9:06:22 AM) 486592167: do you need see me?
(9:08:49 AM) 9729896:  I need to chat with somebody my own language. (9:09:53 AM) 486592167:  what does language.?
(9:10:10 AM) 9729896: I am bored with your crazy chat (9:10:15 AM) 486592167: heart language (9:11:38 AM) 486592167: do you mean me (9:12:18 AM) 486592167: Does i talk bored
(9:13:43 AM) 9729896: We don’t say anything. (9:13:46 AM) 9729896: You can’t chat (9:14:03 AM) 486592167:  oh sorry
(9:14:56 AM) 9729896: Try chatting in your own language, not English
(9:16:07 AM) 486592167: i ‘m trying language (9:17:09 AM) 486592167: my town have fastival play water and all wet (9:17:28 AM) 486592167: Are you busy
(9:17:38 AM) 9729896:  I just don’t undertand what you want. (9:18:29 AM) 486592167: i want friend
(9:18:48 AM) 9729896: not me. I can’t understand you
(9:22:31 AM) 486592167: sorry i’m going now (9:22:55 AM) 486592167:  see you a laster

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