Wisdom:

WEIRD INSTANT MESSAGE EXCHANGES

PART 4: Be my Soulmate.

 09:37: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 09:37: Jeff G: Hey! Welcome back! Happy Feb 6th. It's a holiday here!

It isn't, but I throw things like this in, just to see if she ever comments.  For the most part, she seems to ignore almost everything I say, and sticks to the script.

 09:38: luvly_angel64: Hummm babey
 09:38: luvly_angel64: Thanks
 09:38: luvly_angel64: Hunnie i really missed u
 09:38: luvly_angel64: So what are u up to today love?
 09:38: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 09:39: luvly_angel64: Hunnie i really want u in me
 09:39: Jeff G: I have some web design work, and then lunch with a friend and then TV.
 09:39: Jeff G: I wish I knew what you looked like.
 09:39: luvly_angel64: I can"t wait to meet u in person love
 09:39: luvly_angel64: B,cos u really looks great
 09:39: Jeff G: Its hard to get a sexy feeling with a stranger with such poor English and skills.
 09:40: luvly_angel64: Hummmm what do u mean?
 09:40: luvly_angel64: Are u insulting me love?
 09:40: luvly_angel64: What have i done wrong to u love?
 09:40: Jeff G: What have you done wrong?
 09:40: luvly_angel64: Yea
 09:40: Jeff G: You mean, besides lie, cheat and ask for money?
 09:41: luvly_angel64: Oh really?
 09:41: luvly_angel64: Hunnie it seems u don"t understand me here that is why u said am asking of money love
 09:41: luvly_angel64: And u said am lieing
 09:42: luvly_angel64: What did i do love?
 09:42: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 09:42: Jeff G: I just don't really understand you. That is all. I don't understand what you want. What you expect. I'm confused.
 09:42: luvly_angel64: Hunnie is ur love that i want
 09:42: Jeff G: Can you come to Canada and meet me? Maybe we'll fall in love if we meet in person.
 09:43: luvly_angel64: Yes love
 09:43: luvly_angel64: I can come to canada
 09:43: luvly_angel64: But i will like to think abt this very well love
 09:43: luvly_angel64: Okay?
 09:43: Jeff G: Take your time.
 09:43: Jeff G: I am single and free and lonely
 09:43: luvly_angel64: Yea love i know this
 09:43: luvly_angel64: Am also lonely
 09:44: Jeff G: I am old though. 43. Can you love an old guy?
 09:44: luvly_angel64: That is why i wanna think abt this before i come there love
 09:44: luvly_angel64: Yea
 09:44: luvly_angel64: Do u know why am here talking to u?
 09:44: Jeff G: I wish I knew what you looked like.
 09:44: luvly_angel64: Oh really?
 09:44: luvly_angel64: Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you
 09:44: Jeff G: Why? I figured you were looking for a soulk mate and a ticket out of Nigerea, that horrible country.
 09:45: luvly_angel64: Actually love i have the money here but it can"t take me down there to canada
 09:45: luvly_angel64: Okay?
 09:45: luvly_angel64: Why do I love you? Because you are and always have been my dream
 09:45: Jeff G: I understand.
 09:45: luvly_angel64: Okay hunnie
 09:45: luvly_angel64: Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart
 09:45: Jeff G: I will pay for everything if you're here, but not for your trip.
 09:46: luvly_angel64: Oh love
 09:46: luvly_angel64: That is great
 09:46: luvly_angel64: That is why have said am gonna think abt it
 09:46: Jeff G: But I need to know you're not ugly.
 09:46: luvly_angel64: If enduring pain, braving shame, despising one's self for the sake of affection and accepting misery without question is the definition of love - then, I LOVE YOU
 09:46: luvly_angel64: Yea love
 09:46: luvly_angel64: Can i send u some pics now?
 09:46: Jeff G: I asked for some yesterday.
 09:47: luvly_angel64: But have u gotten them?
 09:47: Jeff G: nope
 09:47: luvly_angel64: I love you more than any word can say ... I love you more than every action I take ... I'll be right here loving you till the end
 09:47: luvly_angel64: Oh love am very sorry for that
 09:47: luvly_angel64: And am gonna make sure u got them with u right away
 09:47: luvly_angel64: Okay?
 09:47: Jeff G: ok.
 09:47: Jeff G: Thanks Rose. I believe you now.
 09:47: Jeff G: Is your name really Rose?
 09:48: luvly_angel64: Yea my name is rose love
 09:48: luvly_angel64: I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you
 09:49: Jeff G: Please stop pasting love text into this chat window.
 09:49: luvly_angel64: Nope love
 09:49: luvly_angel64: Am doing it b,cos of u
 09:49: Jeff G: ok
 09:49: luvly_angel64: B,cos i really love u so much
 09:50: Jeff G: How many men do you love today?
 09:50: luvly_angel64: So hunnie what is ur mail address so that i can send u the pics now
 09:50: luvly_angel64: I swear lovce
 09:50: luvly_angel64: I did not have any other person love
 09:50: Jeff G: If kisses were stars I'd give you the sky,
if touches were tears I would cry,
I love was water I'd give you the sea,
and be with you for all eternity
 09:50: luvly_angel64: U are the one i love
 09:50: luvly_angel64: Thanks
 09:50: Jeff G: I don't fear insects or spiders. At great heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of death I wink. But, when I look into your eyes, I'm in fear of how much I love you.

Both these poems were taken from the first site on Google that included the same poems she sent me.

 09:50: luvly_angel64: Give me ur mail address love
 09:51: Jeff G: frogstar42@gmail.com
 09:51: Jeff G: This is the third time I have given it to you. If you love me, you might remember it next time.
 09:51: luvly_angel64: Okay love
 09:51: luvly_angel64: I won"t ask u again
 09:51: luvly_angel64: Okay?
 09:51: Jeff G: Yes you will.
 09:51: luvly_angel64: So have sent them now
 09:52: luvly_angel64: If u got them plz let me know love
 09:52: luvly_angel64: Okay?
 09:52: Jeff G: okay.
 09:52: luvly_angel64: The more I know you, the more I love you
 09:52: Jeff G: I got the pictures. You are beautiful.
 09:52: Jeff G: You should have shown me these photos early.
 09:52: luvly_angel64: Thanks love
 09:53: luvly_angel64: Oh love
 09:53: luvly_angel64: Am so sorry for the late pics
 09:53: luvly_angel64: Okay?
 09:53: luvly_angel64: For yesterday's memories, today's love, and tomorrow's dreams I love you
 09:53: Jeff G: I wish that was you.
 09:53: luvly_angel64: Hunnie i really love u so much
 09:53: luvly_angel64: >:D<
 09:53: luvly_angel64: :):-*
 09:53: Jeff G: I am a little busy right now. Think about coming to Canada and get back to me later.
 09:53: luvly_angel64: Hunnie its me
 09:54: luvly_angel64: Hunnie why can"t u trust me here?
 09:54: luvly_angel64: Do u expect me to send u another person"s pics to u?
 09:54: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 09:54: luvly_angel64: I love you not because it is right, but because I love you
 09:55: Jeff G: I understand now. I believe all today. I was in a bad mood yesterday.
 09:55: luvly_angel64: Hunnie are u there?
 09:55: Jeff G: I look forward to mmeeting you in Canada, and paying for your meals and stay.
 09:55: luvly_angel64: Or u are tired of chatting with me?
 09:55: Jeff G: How long can you stay before you have to go back to Texas?
 09:56: luvly_angel64: Well like i told u yesterday that as soon as i get the man of my heart
 09:56: luvly_angel64: I won"t bother to go to texas again
 09:56: luvly_angel64: I will just fly down to meet u in camada babey
 09:56: luvly_angel64: I love you. There is nothing else to do, run and I will run with you
 09:56: Jeff G: ok cool. Canada has snow and cold winters. Maybe you'd rather wait till summer. You may never have seen snow.
 09:57: Jeff G: Snow is cold.
 09:57: luvly_angel64: Nope love
 09:57: Jeff G: I may need you to warm me up.
 09:57: luvly_angel64: I will afford anyhting that happens there
 09:57: luvly_angel64: Yea love
 09:57: luvly_angel64: U are right
 09:57: luvly_angel64: U can use me to warm up every good morning love
 09:58: Jeff G: That sounds nice.
 09:58: luvly_angel64: Hunnie its only God that know that i love u so much
 09:58: luvly_angel64: I wish u know my heart love
 09:58: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 09:59: Jeff G: I'm not a huge fan of God. Oh well... I can accept that.
 09:59: luvly_angel64: Hummmmmmmm Great
 09:59: luvly_angel64: So hunnie what are we going to do now?
 10:00: luvly_angel64: B,cos all the money here with me is not enough for me to come down there to canada
 10:00: Jeff G: How much do you need?
 10:00: luvly_angel64: Its just 230 dollars love
 10:00: luvly_angel64: To add it to my flight fare love
 10:01: Jeff G: 230 US dollars?
 10:01: luvly_angel64: Yea love
 10:01: Jeff G: Ok. Well... I'll let you think about it, but that is cheap. I make a good living, so that would be easy to see you.
 10:02: luvly_angel64: Hunnie can"t u help me with that?
 10:02: luvly_angel64: It's not my fault I love you, it's yours
 10:02: Jeff G: I understand. I could help, but you told me you wanted some time to think about it.
 10:02: luvly_angel64: Yea love
 10:03: Jeff G: I am on phone for a few minutes.
 10:03: luvly_angel64: But if i can get the money i will just go to the embassy and pay them off love
 10:03: Jeff G: I can help.
 10:03: luvly_angel64: Okay hunnie
 10:03: Jeff G: How can I get it to you? PayPal?
 10:04: luvly_angel64: Nope love
 10:04: luvly_angel64: Through western union money transfer love
 10:04: Jeff G: That seems easy.
 10:04: luvly_angel64: Yea love
 10:04: luvly_angel64: So i will contact my agent now and collect his details love
 10:05: Jeff G: Agent?
 10:05: luvly_angel64: Yea love
 10:05: Jeff G: -busy- Standby. I am on phone.
 10:05: luvly_angel64: U know that they are using drivers license to cash money here at the wetsren union
 10:05: luvly_angel64: So he has the details love
 10:05: luvly_angel64: He is the one that can help me get that cash
 10:06: luvly_angel64: And u know that i don"t have a car here
 10:06: luvly_angel64: He is the nice person i always deal with love
 10:06: luvly_angel64: He is honest love.............truthful and reliable hunnie
 10:11: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 10:13: luvly_angel64: <ding>
 10:13: luvly_angel64: A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I love you
 10:14: Jeff G: Still on phone. Please wait.
 10:14: luvly_angel64: Okay hunnie
 10:16: luvly_angel64: When you say you love me, the world stops for a moment, the stars stop shining, the moon stops glowing, the earth stops breathing, all that's alive is our love ... I love you
 10:16: luvly_angel64: B-)>:D<:-*:)
 10:17: Jeff G: Ok.
 10:17: Jeff G: So what is next?
 10:18: luvly_angel64: Can i give u the agent details so that u can send me the money through him love
 10:18: luvly_angel64: ?
 10:18: luvly_angel64: He is a good person love
 10:18: Jeff G: Sure.
 10:18: luvly_angel64: Okay
 10:18: Jeff G: In Canada, we call them pimps.
 10:18: luvly_angel64: Am gonna send it to ur mail now
 10:18: luvly_angel64: Okay hunnie
 10:18: luvly_angel64: Thats nice
 10:19: luvly_angel64: So hunnie wehn will u send the money to me here?
 10:19: Jeff G: Yes.
 10:19: Jeff G: To Texas.
 10:19: luvly_angel64: So that i can inform the agent abt this love
 10:19: luvly_angel64: What so u mean?
 10:20: luvly_angel64: What do u mean love?
 10:20: Jeff G: Sorry. Nigeria. My error.
 10:20: luvly_angel64: Okay love

I blocked her account at that point... maybe for a day.

To be continued.... maybe.

Her "agent" details:

NAME: POPOOLA SUNDAY
ADDRESS: 12,GBEMISOLA STREET ALLEN
STATE:  LAGOS
CITY:   IKEJA
COUNTRY: NIGERIA
ZIPCODE:  23401

I sent an email reply:  "The FBI Has been notified."  We'll see if it gets an email reply.